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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
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QueenOfNewYorkLyndie · 22/12/2014 19:19

Mouse!! Do you even have to ask? GrinGrinGrin Yes made about 10 jars but some were gifts. Just Delia recipe but tastes lovely.

Badvocinapeartree · 22/12/2014 19:24

That's sort of like the pastry I make...it has icing sugar in it :)
Such desperately sad news from Glasgow. And last year it was the Clutha bar accident :(
Keep safe wenches x

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 19:36

I have given up on the idea of food shopping this evening. Have opened Wine instead.

We don't really have any Christmas traditions. This will be the first Christmas of just me and the dcs so I'm looking forward to starting some Grin. I only consider I have Christmas every other year - it simply isn't the same without the dcs about. I usually go to a friends house but I'd like to have the cash to go somewhere fabulous.

The accident in Glasgow is terrible. You're right lyndie - never a good time but Christmas does seem very unfair.

Right, off to make some dinner. Wine on an empty stomach doesn't bode well.

LetUsPrey · 22/12/2014 19:43

Evening wenches. Massive hugs and Thanks for you Elk. Fingers crossed for positive news.

Enjoy The Hobbit Mavis - it's brilliant.

Christmas Eve - I'm at work until 12.30 at Scrooge McDuck Enterprises, DH is home with the DC. Lazing in the afternoon, wrapping the DC's presents after they've both gone to bed. They leave a letter to Father Christmas, water and carrots for the reindeer, biscuits and Stella Artois Hmm for Father Christmas. DS2 still believes but I think this will be his last year. He asked me the other night when talking about what to leave out for FC "daddy likes beer and biscuits too, doesn't he mummy?"

All the wench food looks and sounds delicious.

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 22/12/2014 19:48

I make Delia's mincemeat....I generally add several pints more spirit than she recommends, and a load of extras like sour cherries, prunes etc. It's bloody delicious. In fact I found a jar in the cupboard this year and I can't remember making it, so it must be a couple of years at least.....even better.

BIL is still in ICU, sedated and ventilated. CT shows no changes thank goodness. They're going to try and wake him up tomorrow. Unfortunately DSis lives miles away....near the 1950s, and with mum up here she's got no support network locally not that mum would be particularly supportive. It's tricky to know what to do for the best because I can't go without baby elk, but baby elk wouldn't be allowed in ICU, so we all go or none of us do. I'll wait to see how he is in the morning.

Badvocinapeartree · 22/12/2014 19:49

Hope there is good news for you elk xxxx

Badvocinapeartree · 22/12/2014 19:49

Massive x post!
Hoping for better news tomorrow x

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 22/12/2014 19:49

I've just seen what happened in Glasgow....how awful Sad

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 19:50

Grin at Scrooge McDuck Enterprises LetUs. I'm aiming to see The Hobbit tomorrow now, post rodding and pre-dcs.

Both my two have claimed in the last weeks they don't believe Shock. I'm not having that - the youngest is only 5. Shock Mind you, the oldest decided, totally unprompted, that he is an atheist whilst in year 1 so I think I'm swimming against the tide trying to get the sparkle and magic back.

Off to prod a chicken kiev.

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 19:50

That wasn't a euphemism.

QueenOfNewYorkLyndie · 22/12/2014 19:53

Fingers crossed for BIL Elk.

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 19:55

Thinking of you Elk. Hope all goes well tomorrow. Thanks

SantisLittleHelper · 22/12/2014 20:10

Hope tomorrow brings good news Elk

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 22/12/2014 20:14

elk much love to you and your family for tomorrow Flowers

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 22/12/2014 20:20

love to you elk and wishing bil all the best.

CarolSinger200 · 22/12/2014 20:24

Hope all goes well tomorrow Elk

CarolSinger200 · 22/12/2014 20:25

Hope all goes well you tomorrow ElkFlowers

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 22/12/2014 20:35

Hugs ElkXmas Smile

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 22/12/2014 20:36

I meant Flowers

MadamedeChevreuse · 22/12/2014 21:03

Love to you all elk Flowers thinking of you tomorrow.

Glasgow incident is just horrible. Sad

Just wanted to say thank you to secret and not so secret wench for my pressie / cards which arrived today - mwa mwa!

Loving the lovely Xmas tradition stories. And wicked your swedish xmas food looks totally yum!

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 21:09

I'm watching the Wrong Mans. Matt Baynton. Mmmmmmm

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 22/12/2014 21:13

Elk - hope all improves tomorrow.

Wicked - we only do under tree presents and basically open in the morning then go to my parents for more presents before lunch, then eat and chat, sometimes play games etc. We eat various meats that are not Turkey, this year we are having quails (my favourite ever) along with other small birds - maybe partridges, guinea fowl or similar, tbh DH didn't pull his finger out so it will be what's left that isn't chicken. Christmas Eve is the best though, new pjs all round which they love.

DS2 doesn't believe but today was going on about leaving fruit for the elves because my work Santa told him they like fruit. I questioned him
And he said well maybe it was still true. I think he is worried about letting go completely. DS1 is emphatic that Santa is real.

LetUsPrey · 22/12/2014 21:13

Balls, that should be recording and it's not. Have pressed record now though.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 22/12/2014 21:34

Night my lovely wenches Xmas Smile

GoTellItToTheMavis · 22/12/2014 21:48

Night wicked