Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Are you biting my lip (fnar> or your own there baddersz?

Magnifying glass ww?

YOURS

OoooOOOOOOOOooooooo

I hope floppersz is ok.

Badders after your earlier comment about the most gorgeous man on the planet, I hope you get to watch a shitload more children's tv ^^ (nlt)

^

FML I am SICK of coughing. Ribs are starting to pull now too

Too far liv! That's right below the belt

Why are we snogging ww? I mean I know why we would want to, obviously.....

helen my poor old chicken. Come and get smothered by my enormouse bosoms.

Also, just so no one fucking forgets....

TAV LIT PLEASE.
Am bored and alone.

....@.....@.....@....@....@....@....@...

Helen...come over here my lover and I will rub Vicks on your chest (ylt)

Poor Helen

Livia and Norah you naughty wenches you

Night

I loves my wenches I do.....

Night night ww

Who do I have to knulla to get some Tav lit round here?

Yes, I'm greedy and demanding, but I'm only on my own every now and then and it's much nicer taking my time to read, reread and re reread it when I don't have to turn it all off Just In Case.

I'm Orf to do some reading.
You coming helen ?

I miss my floppers.

FMWAD

Evening wenchi

Fucking hell I've had full on Christmas panic stations. Realised I hadn't finished cards or wrapped any thing whatsoever. So as soon as home I've been madly christmassing. Now exhausted tbh.

So, how are we all. Poorly ones : Helen, Carolina, Anne, Mavis? Bit better? Badders... Poor darling

Wicked you did make me laugh with the cunt at work . It's CONT in Welsh and that's how I imagine you saying it .

Mouse glad to see you back.

Drink, hope you're all set, did your wreath big sucker work btw?

Elk love it when you go technical. I was watching him with the huggy stance in the op smile burketeer message. Fucking lovely isn't he. I agree, not shy, just that whole sweet lack of arrogance thing.

Fancy putting yourself about a bit with Livia I see in the Dog department. Well... I have to say that new pics doooooo look more promising to me. But I still don't understand why anyone would choose anyone but Tom Athos. Makes no sense to me.

APRICOT I THOUGHT THAT WAS MR A!!!!!! I didn't know if he wanted to be tagged tho . Hope you told them all the details over lunch. Mr A is a legend indeed. And what a fucking great present to have a photo of your DH chatting to Tom Fucking Burke!!!! You must have been really good this year to get Santa bringing you that!!

Btw Badders v good news about the dryer. I'm very naughty and tumble loads of stuff via I'm never organised enough with the hanging out. Hope LetUs is enjoying the new washing machine .

Noraaaaaaah . Are you all sorted for next week?

Mrs B any more news on the hot sparkie?

Sparks PMSL ref the email for Dh upstairs. Have this ALL THE TIME from Dh who texts me to get my attention when I'm tapping on my phone forever to you lot. Hahahaha.

Hope Madame's dp has made up for the fucktrumpetery yesterday .

This ISNT BONGS btw cos I will have fucked up BUT in case she's about

FLOPPERS!!!! You're nearly there. Just. One. More. Day.

Wondered what had happened to Stinkle, maybe she'll return for S2!

Oh, norah oh yes.... yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (etc)

Really? Cunt is cont in Welsh? That is interesting. It is coño in spanish. Sort of similar?

sparkle it was not really a team wobble, kay?? Its just that tom is clearly SUCH a lovely bloke. But that is all!

helen, be careful you dont put something out coughing, ok? I had a horrendous chest infection last xmas and put a rib out coughing. It killed. Had to have chiro to sort it out. Eventually did get antibiotics cos they said I did have an infection. I think if youre coughing this much after this long, probably not a bad idea to push for some antibiotics?

This week has been a total shitter. Ds in a right state. No sleep. Constant rows with dp about who will take time off work to look after him. Im off to bed now cos ds will no doubt wake up screaming again in about 20 minutes.

Layers all xxx

Norah it was Badders who started it by being mean about Mr Capaldi!

I am happy to share Dog with the rest of the team because I am a generous wench - plus I dont think Dog would be able to handle the sex dungeon without crying

Plus Fancy was very diplomatic about not wanting to boff the Cardinal - and that's not easy to do when confronted by a member of Team Batshit!

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Awww poor lil dog! We are so mean to him.

Hehehehehe.

I dont know why I bolded dog there. Probably sleep deprivation. Night night...

Evening.
Have run out of (hormonal) steam now as period has finally arrived. I can't even summon up enough energy to be really pissed off that the tree didn't arrive today & it will be a pain in the fucking arse for it to arrive tomorrow.

True livia I don't think the dungeon is for Dog, but as a young 'un he should have enough energy for a lot of sharing & he'll be able to manage a quick turnaround.

Time for a shower, then I'm going to have , a doughnut & watch Countdown. Its all sex 'n drugs 'n rocknroll here. Oh yes.

Yes liv I know but still, children's tv?

Allo there comtesse 'ow do? CW says cont as well. He should know, he is one.

madame is that really you? I seem to keep missing you lately, you ok?
Dog would love it in here. Wouldn't know what to do with himself but would love it...

Quick being the operative word. Along with feathery strokery.

Oh my fucking fuck! It's two weeks until it's back on. I think. Am I right?

Christmas? christmas? Naha
New year? WTAF?
Series two? FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH