Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Oh look! One of those doddery comsumptives I was talking about!

Right. I am OTH. I am bored.
Tav Lit is required.
Right now I'd knulla the lot of you. Including Richelieu

I find the way he uses his body language and posture with the characters he plays really interesting. He doesn't hold himself like that ^^ in RL.

Badders No - that is one SEXY SEXY man!

Elk I always think he looks a lot more confident when he is playing a role, I think he is quite shy in RL. He always looks slightly uncomfortable when he is being himself.

Evening wenches. to all

Driving to work this morning - the car in front had a partial reg of ELK. Made me a lot

Would love a go on a zip wire

His RL body language is certainly much more closed....he hugs himself a lot. It's adorable.

Rubs self up against Norah

Evening. It was good to hear from Stinkle.
Hope Flopsy is OK and all ill wenches.
I posted my final secret Santa present to my wench today!!
Jess has yours finally arrived? For your secret Santa wench?
Hope Cinn's finally arrives!

Evening ladies.

I have slept most of today and am now feeling ever so slightly better if a little drowsy! YAY!

Hopefully tomorrow I will be back on form and have something witty or intelligent to add to the conversation here! Wit and intelligence escape me this evening so I am going to watch some TV and hopefully sleep some more.

Of course, this is all my own fault for smoking from age 14 and if I ever hear that Tom has taken up smoking again - remembers his comment re: voice over doubles voice and Citanes in that Paris video - I will hunt him down and slap him silly !

I wouldn't say he was shy though. He's very charming.

< shags snogs baddersz>

were you analysing him Elk, in a professional capacity?

Maybe a little

Evening wenches.

Thought I'd post this here for non-FB Tom wenches to see. I've cropped a pic I found elsewhere (sorry Rachael, but I don't think you would mind.) That is DH pimping for us talking to Tom outside the Church. Just look at the concerned look on Tom's face when he is told that three of his greatest fans missed him and will be gutted. Love him so much.

Did I say that I recorded a video of Tom's reading on my phone, but because we were at the back, it was candlelit and the acoustics were rubbish, it's pretty shit. Also I can't get it on my PC without crashing it. I'll wait to see if anyone has a better version, but if this is all we've got I'll try again to upload it.

I'm on Filmon TV online watching Eastenders on BBC One, is that on now?

I don't think you can be shy and be an actor? He said he didn't enjoy the sex scenes in donkey lunch and yet he was the only one who did it without a "cock sock" !
Ds2 is sharpening his wooden dagger with a pebble.
I haven't got her heart to tell him it won't work :)
Ds1 has got his pic in the school magazine :)
Oh, and dryer has packed up again. You couldn't make it up, could you? :(
If I have to watch more cbeebies I might lose the plot slightly

Bit hurt you didn't even notice what I did tbh baddersz.
it's ok I'm used to it

Fml

Oh I noticed alright Norah Sherlock :)
You utter saucebox you.

The reason I'm asking is because then it might work fir me to watch TM with my wenches

Eastenders finished at 8 WW

So, yes it was on at 7.45.
DIY SOS is on now...

Then I guess it's working and I can watch TM with you although on a very small screen

Just sit very close ww?
:)

Brilliant idéa