Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

ooh badders how was the repair man?

ww have you seen this website? It's not just for office stress

sparks I'm now worried there's a present stashed away somewhere that I've forgotten

Nope, me and Badders need some serious pampering.

I'll do the zip wire thing too, but once I'm feeling better. (Went on a fab zip wire in Canada once - one of them was at about 2000m long.)

^^

Afternoon lovely wenches - just popping in to say hello whilst the Cardinal is having some "alone time" don't ask

WW have a and some - I will send Athos to deliver it to you

Just catching up on thread and realised I missed the most momentous event of the Tavern's life!! Shit! I can't believe you slept with the Queen you met him! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG - this is amazing! Is he still in one piece? Did you tell him you had gone with the express purpose of stalking him? Did you get PC's phone number for me? OMGOMGOMG ^^

Yes those zip wires look great fun, I'd love to have a go on one (would probably have to shout 'wheeeee' all the way down & embarrass myself)

Do you have one in that dungeon livia?

I had a go on one in Austria.
It was great fun :)

But did you go 'wheee' badders?

I've just found a packet of chocolate digestives I'd completely forgotten about.

Reeeesult.

Damn. They're not McVities.

Disappointed, but soldiering on.

Elk You are an inspiration to us all with your positive attitude towards biscuit related adversity!

Fancy Errrr yes we do.... I would offer you wenches the opportunity of trying it out but you REALLY don't want to touch the equipment until it has been cleaned again

Admirable spirit elk!

My tree hasn't arrived yet, am starting to get . Which is unreasonable as it was due 'any time before 5pm'.

livia

Fancy Embrace it I did all I can say is that for an older man, he is very ^^ fit........

^^

And just in case I haven't done so yet, I am officially claiming a place on Team Dog for the new series! I know I have gone from the oldest to the youngest, but that just proves that I don't discriminate between hot young men and hot older men!

And Luca IS rather gorgeous - we just need to work out how to keep the girly fenches away from him

I'm happy to take your word for it livia

Oh, now we can agree on Dog. As the Aramis rota seems to be a tightly guarded thing, I need to be flexible!

Re the girly fenches, we could use the Fried Green Tomatoes tactic of the older woman?

Argh hi wenches. I've been away, Christmassing it up so I've missed the fab TB related developments. And ww's back! It's all been happening.

Cwtches for sickly wenches and wench offspring.

I am all christmassed out at the mo and babymouse bit me on the toe with all 6 teeth.

Fil has just dropped off a bag of coal so I'm going to get a cosy fire lit and hibernate in front of it for a bit.

I did not.
I yelled "way hay"
Not dignified
Elk...your story of biscuit adversity humbles me. Humbles me, I tell you.
All in all today has been pretty crap really

Hi mouse, ouch!

"Geronimo" would have been worse badders . for your crappy day

Ok so it is official. I can not go to church without thinking of Musketeers, The Challenge and therefore having impure thoughts.

#goingstraighttohell

Right, need to go & remind DS he promised to find the tree stand in the shed before it gets too dark to even find the shed.

Not that the tree has arrived yet . It's going to turn up just after I leave to collect DD from football isn't it?

Hello

I have calmed down and is quite serene now

Hi Mouse yes I'm back baby!

Thanks for the tip Fancy Oh and I looove that scene in Fried Green Tomatoes

Humpf.
Never any hot musketeers on the pull at the back of my church!
Just the usual 80 year told women and doddery comsumptives :(
FMC

Here's a hot musketeer for you Bads

WW...I swear to God I would take him him into a confessional booth and give him something to confess about!

Look what poor PC had to go through to play the Cardinal....