Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Morning ladies. I see there are a number of us unwell and several children too. What a sorry lot we are.

I'll be on and off today but probably won't be on here or anywhere for that matter very much today. I am so tired I will be napping where I can. I hate broken sleep and it's clearly what is making me feel even worse.

Love to everyone who is ill or not functioning well due to family illness.

FFS. I just put DDog3's Christmas outfit on & called her Santi's Little Helper by mistake

In front of 1 x DH & 2 x DS.

Te he

Good morning, sorry to hear about all the ailing people, such a bad time of year for germs.

My Christmas tree should be delivered today

Dryer fixed.
Hoping to get to the weekend with no more disasters!

I really hope my fucking blob starts anyfuckingtime soon. I'm raging!!!! I hate a fucking cunt at my work and I want to kill her!! I hate the weather! I hate that I have to fucking pee all the fucking time!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I need to snuggle up with Tom Burke, drink tea and eat lots of chocolate.

I am going back to bed this afternoon.
Ds2 will just have to deal with it :)

Morning wenchii!

and for WW. You do sound in a state this morning.

Hugs to all wenches and little ones who are ill at the moment.

I'm going out to lunch today with BIL and SIL. They watched TM and she likes Dog but she's a bit of an uphill struggle. She thought it was Athos who slept with the Queen. They don't know anything about our London trip. I'm going to bore them to death aren't I?

Wonder how Flops got on at the hospital.

Have a good day all.

for all wenches in need!

And before I forget - Nonny ooof, that kiss

Fuckinell we all need the holidays eh?

for all ill wenches and kids. for all fucktrumpet (nice one Badders) DH, exDH, DPs etc.

Have RBNR other than agreeing with the advanced level of insults and sweariness on here. I proper love you lot.

#wenchesnotfenches (though I have to say after the Operation Smile stuff I'm starting to really like the Burketeers - we are like their filthier drunker sisters)

Hi MrsB

Btw, didn't you used to call yourself MrsBurketeer million threads ago when I started lurking? Do you have something to do with them and Mrs Athos?

MrsB love the idea of being the Burketeers' degenerate drunked sisters.

Well, I have spent the entire morning at Ds carol concert and then at Dr waiting to get his ear checked out. (He now has antibiotics) the Dr heard me coughing and said "oh dear". So I obviously don't sound as bad non-medical friends DH think.

Now I have to work.

Stinkle says hello to everyone btw. she's been mad-busy apparently

I have thrush.
You all really need to know that, didn't you? :)
So...I am itchy and fed up now.
We are watching Sarah and duck. What an odd programme! I like it though. It suits my mood today

No WW, no link. I was MrsBurketeer, then I discovered they were an actual thing so I changed to MrsB so not to be mixed up with them. I'm planning on staying MiladyBeaWinter after twelfth night though. It's a Madonna reinvention thing .....

School church carol service this afternoon here Helen. Looking forward to it as it'll be the first end of term church service I won't have to keep DS quiet through. This year he is the teachers' problem (so of course will behave). Hope your DS perks up and you shift that cough.

Oh Badders. You is run down.

DH has just emailed me to say that he has found the 4 tubs of chocs I gave to him to hide in November to stop me eating them before Christmas & which he then proceeded to hide so well we have had to turn the fucking house over this morning to locate

I think I just won the day's award for longest wench sentence.

Mum has done an emergency run to chemist for me for canesten :)
She was out with my sister so got a lift.
So...press army time later :)
I am run down, yes.
I hope to spend the next few days either on the sofa or in bed tbh.
Dh will have to step up.
He breaks up at lunchtime on Tuesday which is the earliest he has ever broken up :)

Santi...excellent

Poor wifey Have some

I think my bladder gone smaller after London. Is that even possible?

Badders we are so checking in here... When we have the energy to do something about it and have won the lottery....

I'm in Helen!

Forget lazing around on pamper beds, I want to do that Tyrolean traverse zip wire thing they do in the trailer. Now that's a way to make an entrance enjoy yourself