Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Rude & sweary's fine by me comtess, I don't like being the only sweary one in any given situation!

Also, there's some very inventive & funny insults on here, I'm still sniggering over fucktrumpet

Goodnight helen

Oh and Sparkletits I thought you'd like this in the midst of all this Tom fever....

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Actually, it's not all I have to say. Sorry, have been MIA but now I'm back here's my observations:-

1. Very very proud of Team Tom. That is a completely awesome result & a beautiful pic. And HOW lovely was he? #Chuffed.

1. Next time, Elk. There will be a next time. And you won't make that mistake twice.

1. Apes' DH! What a legend. Please tell me you still would have gone for that pic had he not been there to wench FOR YOU

1. Team Aramis in the pew LOL. If last night has proved nothing else, it's shown that the stand back & be shy approach is NOT the way forward.

1. Wench Road Trip to Prague is ON.

yes Fancy I noticed you were in my gang in this early on . Fucktrumpet is immense isn't it. I also do like Twatbadger. And Madame's Wazzocks.

I do LOVE that Comtess, saw it the other day. I'm also going throw in this while we're on that theme.

Oh & Madame. I'm reconsidering that every-third-Wednesday after today's events

Just heard "Let's skip to the good bit" with that music in an advert!!

Fucktrumpet is so immense I can't wait to use it in RL! I might stop avoiding my BIL for a bit, as if anyone's a fucktrumpet, it's him. It's a given that he'll piss me off in some way.

I like 'buggery fuck', as in 'what the buggery fuck.... has Luca got round his neck?'

Ooh sparks, nice pic. That's the same expression he has when he's looking down my cleavage.

Sparks that's a fab tipsy photo . Looks like he's going to spill that all down your top ...

Just catching up, still on cloud 9. Arf at wench-beard action.

No Sparks I don't think we would have gone for it if it hadn't been for DH. It would have been rude to just go up to him when he was talking to a group of other people, but DH knew what it meant and cleared the way for us.

Regarding the eye lingering, and he did it a number of times. I think he knew the effect he was having on me, standing there with a silly adoring grin on my face, and he wanted to make the experience as good as he could for me. I'm sure he does it for everyone. He's such a lovely caring man.

Madame and Helen with regard to the rules on TBOnline. No swearing, no talk of his private life, no sexual content, no hi-jacking of threads, no posting of pics from his, ahem, more unusual films, no posting of copyrighted material, the list goes on, but this isn't a criticism, it's jut a different vibe to ours.

Mavis, they sang Go Tell It on the Mountain last night, and I substituted Mavis in my head. Hope you feel better soon.

He is. It's Wednesday night

In other news: i appear to be going for pre Christmas work do drinks on Friday.

Oh God. Remember my near-death summer work do?

No, what happened?!

Aw. Apricot. It WILL take time to not feel giddy . I'm just so pleased that he was soooo lovely. And the eye lingering. Oof.

I think the softness of the beard a very important point. I'm going to remember that bit.

Have really enjoyed vicariously looking at the pics and reading all the titbits and stories.

Night night all. Sleep well.

Ps Sparks you need my patented bread and yogurt base for pre drinks drinks. That or white rice.

I love how you're still so excited, totally understandable.

Night comtess, sweet dreams of eye lingering and soft beards

Fancy I think someone spiked my drink

Whilst heaving over the toilet the next day, I passed out & hit my head on the radiator pipe on my way to the floor. Couldn't then get out of bed all day & was still hungover the NEXT day when I had to pack for camping then erect a fucking great tent in 80 degrees. FMWD!

I can see why you're not keen to repeat that. You must be made of stern stuff to go tent wrangling so soon after.

Well...Ds2 sounds dreadful!
No more school for him! :(
Bloody tumbler dryer man is supposed to be coming out today too!
Grr.
Good job I have purposely not planned much over the Xmas hols...I dont think any of us will be in any state to do much!

In other news...no more tom dreams :(
Ds1 got a fab year 7 report :) so proud of him.
Dh managed some uber fucktrumpery last night, but I'm over it now.
2 days of sofa sitting and biscuit eating.
Could be worse?
Sending Dh to aldi tonight as a penance for said fucktrumpery.
Hope all wenches and mini wenches are ok.
I could just eat a satsuma :(

Oh Badders :( I spent last night in and out of bed re-heating hot water bottles for DS to put on his ear because it hurts. Inevitable I suppose since he's has the same cold as me for over two weeks, and he spent most of last winter with earaches on and off...

Shall we go hide in the cwtch cupboard for a while?

Hope Madame's DS is ok for his school play today.

Who else is ill (apart from Carolina)? Have lost track.

Ah - Mavis Hope the sore throat hasn't/doesn't develop further.

Off to feed the chickens now I can see the outside world. then DS Carol concert, then I might get enough workdone to be able to stop working and do a bit of preparation - i.e. housework.

I am just so fed up of it.
No tonsillitis since his op - yay! - but he had had 2 nasty bouts of d and v and now this!
Grr.
Time of year I guess?
Ds1 sound very hoarse too, but is soldiering on :)
Sorry your Ds has earache...that's nasty.
Are you still poorly too?
I dont feel well, but can't quite put my finger on what's wrong...felt very sick last night and I'm pretty tired. Chest starting to tighten too which means ds2s cough is on it's way!
Hey ho.

Morning wenches.

Many hugs and get well soon wishes to poorly DC and wenches. I think Anne wasn't feeling good either?

DS2 had to be at school for 8. Bit of a rush.

Better get going. Laterz wenches