Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Evening all.

Much squeeeeing all round re the lovely TB Well done those wenches. Elk - in my head I would have had lots of questions to ask the lovely man himself about theatre, other projects, whether or not he felt The Hour should have got a third series etc etc but in reality I would have been stood next to you with this ---> expression on. Probably dribbling.

Hope everyone is good - I'm hope that now I'm officially on my Christmas holidays I can get my wench on a bit more, I have been neglecting the Tavern which is Not Good.

It's good to be back

Oh, and at a recent school-based carol service the congregation were invited to join in the school with Go Tell It On The Mountain - I may have substituted the last word for Mavis for the true TM/RL crossover.

Alright Mavis?
Ds2 seems to be going downhill again...hmm.
Will reassess in the morning.
Am feeling rather blue egg myself

Oh Norah

Blue egg!
Bluergh!!

Lovely description of last evening carolina, thank you! I think being that close to TB & him grinning at me I'd have come over all unnecessary & I'm not even a Tom fangirl (I think if I was at a carol service with Santi you'd find me cooling off in the font).

#hurryupyoubastard

Well done Apricot and Carolina and Elk
Apricot - what are the Burketeer rules that we flout?

< shuts down >
< goes to bed >

Evening wenches. Wonderful, just wonderful accounts of the evening!

I can picture all of Team Aramis sitting in a pew, being confronted by Santi looking hotter than hot and us looking across at each other and crossing ourselves! And then me sitting there grinning like a fool and completely losing the power of speech

re poorly DC and poorly wenches.

Thanks Fancy You can have my blob if you want to!

Night all

Evening wenchery!

This is a point worth repeating. Madame; Awwwww Carolina thats a lovely description! He sounds brilliant, chatting to you in an ACTUAL CONVERSATION rather than quick photo and fuck off, which most slebs probably do.

-> this.

Abso-fuckin'-Lutely. What. A. Man.

I'm still high off the fumes of the wench-beard action.

Apricot loving MrA being chuffed. So he should be.

Carolina thank you for the in depth analysis. I felt like I was a fly on the wall from that plus the other pics I've seen. Tis a lovely photo of you all. Tom looks FAF doesn't he.

Did you feel the 31 weeks of training as he squeezed you? . Love the bit about the having to click. I do for sure .

Still delighted about it all.

Elk Floppers said some wise words earlier. I think we need to coach you a little ready for next time

I've perved earlier over the Independent article clothes. Lovely blue jacket. Sporadically buttoned. It's FAF Burke.

Once we've all calmed down from Carols-gate we need to start more trailer analysis. I haven't seen it on a big screen yet and it seems to go too fast. But the zip wire bit looks cool .

Obs, some lovely Kingy bits in the trailer. Nice when he is presented with the Dauphin. But dirty and dishevelled Kingy even better.

Helen with regard to the Burketeers rules, there is a lot of respectful admiration. Less of the porn. I have to be very restrained on Twitter with them and try not to shout

TOM IS FUCKING LUSH

Etc too much. The forums are very respectful and well moderated. So I think the Tav will have to remain my natural habitat . I'm a bit too rude and sweary essentially....

Also just to pick up Apricot's point about the ahem stories in the Tavern. Please don't feel guilty just because you've had a brush with the beard!! Athos is just a character, a representation of which you have used as a muse to create a brilliant fanfic. It's not as though we we all objectifying that lovely man, imagining him in these scenarios.
well I am obviously but I really don't think it's BAD. He's a very handsome man. It's gonna happen in the mind if not on the page in any case.

Oh and whilst I'm just mind-unloading I did think it was great that you were all worried at the event that Sparkle would be cross if you hadn't wenched Tom. That was funny.

Fancy about cooling off in the font. And LetUs about Team Aramis lined up on the pews. I have a great image of you all dressed up like in The Challenge, fluttering behind your fans.

Have you all really fucked off to bed without me? Dammit.

Goodnight ww, I'll just be happy when mine turns up! I don't like uncertainty , but think I'm going to need to get used to it as I suspect I belong with badvoc in the peri-menopausal corner .

Too rude & sweary comtess? Is that even possible?

Oh FFS. So, I left work, what five hours ago, and I appear to now have a sore throat. Every Bloody School Holiday.

I'm off to bed to, hopefully, wake up tomorrow feeling fresh as a daisy and lurgy free. fat chance

Night all.

Fluttering behind your fans?

Is that a euphemism?

Goodnight mavis, hope the sore throat comes to nothing & is just from all that singing.

Ok, enough. I am going to bed.

Virtual snogs to all...

Fancy euphemism? Me? .

I am a bit rude and sweary to be honest. It's part of my heritage. Plus have a slightly sweary big Yorkshire DH. And one of the boys is constantly having to be reprimanded 'fucking bellend' being choice phrase. (I know that's from me. Oops).

I also looked at the twins' what's apps the other day (open phone policy) and had to have words about how they text each other. Far too much fuckery.

Night Helen. Sleep well.

Mavis I do hope it is just hoarse from overuse not the lurg.

Quite right too. That's all I have to say