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Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 12/12/2014 22:33

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
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LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 17/12/2014 13:29

It??? He. He. He.

Nobendapplewankers

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 13:40

Stop encouraging me comtesse. sparkle will be VERY cross with me.

He is now late for his team lunch. Ds will not have had a proper lunch and will be going mental. Canteen here now run out of food cos its xmas lunch day. WAZZOCK.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 17/12/2014 13:46

Well, I have DGS1 today, but am totally useless as a childminder, so DH has stepped up again and looked after him and taken him to pre-school. I think it will take some time for me to come down.

I haven't read the thread so have no idea what's going on, although I have managed to find the season 2 trailer which looks amazing, and Tom's video of thanks to the Burketeers, who are really lovely. We met a lot of them last night.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 17/12/2014 13:56

Oh, and DH is tickled pink about being called Mr. Apricot and a legend and a hero and an honorary wench. Xmas Grin

He's always been the go-getter while I'm the one who stands back, but this time he ordered me to stay with him if he made a move so we wouldn't miss out. Xmas Smile

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 14:37

Awwwww! Bless mr apricot mench!

Did you tell the burketeers about us in the tav, apricot?

FlopsyTheSnowman · 17/12/2014 14:41

Flipping amazing recounts of last nights well done wenches and menches. TB sounds adorable.

I'm sat at the hospital waiting for my appointment. So far running an hour behind no but some clinics are 2hours Xmas Sad

elk, you will forever be gutted about that opportunity but there's nothing you can do now other than plan for the next one. I'm a bit gutted we didn't get to see the short skirt and festive babyelk

FlopsyTheSnowman · 17/12/2014 14:42

'Scuse the random 'no' plonked in ^

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 17/12/2014 15:00

No, I didn't Madame, because they know me from TBOnline and assume I'm a Burketeer. Angie knows I belong to another site but has never asked where it is. To be honest, I think we're a bit hardcore for them. The rules are a mile long and you can be banned for flouting them.

Good luck with the appointment Flops hope you don't have to wait too long.

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 15:31

Hmm thanks drink Grin

Oulaws, yes I think they might like that comtess. They thought it was funny when I called FIL a little shit one night Blush

madame that would piss me off no end - solving one problem and creating another completely avoidable one for you.

I'm chuckling at the thought of apricot still buzzing like a toddler after a Haribo and Sunny D binge Grin. I'm impressed you & carolina looked so calm and totally fabulous given how excited you must have been.

Hope you're not waiting too long flopsy

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 15:31

FFS outlaws

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 15:57

at least you didn't fart, elk.

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 17/12/2014 16:05

Oh rubbish Flops....the random length clinic wait is actually contravened by the Geneva Convention.

Drink....that's strangely reassuring. Thanks

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 16:06

Or drop babyelk.

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 16:07

Flops...hope you have been seen by now.
Ds2 is back from school and is ok and has had a good day.
Coughing a lot but is quite snotty too.
Ds1 has come home with a hoarse voice too, bless him.
Just got to get to Friday......

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 16:36

Glad DS2 lasted the day badvoc - see, you were right! Wink.

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 16:38

Hope you get seen soon flops

Ooh apricot in what way are we too hardcore? Is it the swearing? Or the explicit sexual references?

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 16:39

And no temp! :)
I think the cough is because of the snot
Poor old ds1 sounds like a croaky frog :)
Only 2 more days.....only 2 more days.....

CarolSinger200 · 17/12/2014 16:54

Afternoon all. Sorry for my absence but have been snoozing on settee. Got lots more prescription drugs to take but that's not important. I will get better... eventually. What is important is reporting back properly about last nights events.

I am still going over the events last night and I can remember more details now I have had time to rummage through my addled brain. Somewhat less fangirly than my rather embarrasing post from last night Grin

As Apes said in her post, we were late arriving due to slow service at the pub where we had decided to eat. I was devastated at first when Mr Apricot informed us that Tom had done a sort of meet and greet on his arrival as I assumed we had blown it there and then. Not meeting him and then having to come on here and tell you that we had failed in our wenchery was almost too much to bear. Worse still when we found ourselves right at the back of the church with the occasional glimpse of Tom. What I was not aware of at that point and the onset of the service prevented me finding out for a while was that Tom had told Mr A to seek him out after the service.

Tom read first though I didn't here much of it. I heard his voice but not all the words - if that makes any sens whatsoever. I am hoping that there will be a video at some point of the whole event so I can listen to it again.

To be honest though, (sorry Tom) my favourite reading of the evening was Juliet Stevenson reading a (can't remember age of child - might have been 7) child's interpretation of the nativity. Why do we have to lose the innocence that allows such freedom when writing or speaking.

The choir really gave a good show and we also had to join in toward the end with the Twelve Days of Christmas. Audience participation is a wonderful thing. We were all seated for this but on the line 'Five Gold Rings' of each verse the assembled congregation were to stand and then sit back down for the remainder of the verse. I saw more of Tom during this than for most of the rest of the service other than when he read as he was visible bobbing up and then down again.

Anyway... you probably aren't interested in that so I will move on.

At the appropriate time, we followed Mr A down the aisle to where Tom was standing speaking to a group of people. As again Apes has already said, Tom excused himself and came over. After Mr A had introduced Apes to Tom attention turned to me and it was at that point that I told Tom he probably shouldn't get any close to me than he already was. Undeterred by the risk of catching my germs, Tom simply said 'Why not' and almost before I could answer, stepped forward and hugged me and then kissed me. (Beardy moment - very soft and not at all scratchy). I thought it was very sweet and kind of him to do that and he obviously didn't want anybody to feel left out. It was at that point that he also mentioned he was just getting over something and that therefore his immune system was probably high. I wonder if he will be thinking that though if he has gone down with Man-Flu by the end of the week. Smile

I was too dazed and amazed at this point to see whether he was introduced to Elk but I believe he was. Elk will correct me if I am wrong.

We then stood there with arms around each other while basically Apes and Mr A took over the talking part. I was quite content for the time being to stand there cuddling and being cuddled by Tom. I piped up occasionally but mostly just stood there looking up at him. Not surprising given that he is 6' tall and I (as evidenced by Apes pic) am not. I do think actually that I fit in quite nicely tucked under his chin!

After around five minutes, it was time for the photo. Tom didn't take his arm from around me but simply pulled Apes in to his other side and we all three snuggled up. We tried to encourage Elk but, as you know the poor girl was suffering from a touch of what I can only compare to stage fright. A shame but she will get another chance - SHE WILL!

After the photo, we expressed our thanks and that was when I got my second kiss and second beardy moment. It was then that I remembered I wanted to ask him something. I asked why there were spoilers for episodes up to and including Ep 3 when we haven't even seen Ep 1 yet. He was quite taken aback and seemed quite surprised at who had allowed it. He asked me something specific and when I answered said, "Yeah... that's right at the start of that Episode." I told him I only mentioned it because it seems to defeat the point of them making a series and keeping things under wraps during filming only for so much to be released ahead of the series premiere. Then he cheekily asked 'Are you one of those people who can't avoid clicking" and grinned - BASTARD! Grin

All in all, what could have been a disaster was transformed into a wonderful experience thanks to Mr A who is my new hero!

I have no pictures which is why I am so grateful to Apes for posting the one that she has. That will remind me of my evening with the three lovely ladies from the Tav and the two lovely men that I met last night.

I think that covers it.

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 17/12/2014 17:52

Livia. Thanks for my fabulous card Grin

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 17:55

Elk!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 18:56

The blob is on the way and I've been moody all day, everything irritates me (except my Wenches). I think I will spend the rest of the evening on the sofa, eating British crisps and chocolate, watching some crap on the telly.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 17/12/2014 19:23

Carolina and Apricot your accounts are simply perfect.
I love the fact that Apricots Dh described TB as serene - fur a man to say that is very telling.
What s total star Mr Soricot is. Have we promoted him to head honorary wench? It's the least he deserves!

Really wenches. Truly. Well done.

Sorry to hear that Elk gitvery nervous, but she must give herself s hard time, anymore. Stops now! I think most of us would have been the same.

Wenches I feel all fuzzy with pride. Well done to you all.

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 17/12/2014 19:25

Aww, thanks for that carolina sounds great Xmas Grin

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 19:36

Awwwww Carolina thats a lovely description! He sounds brilliant, chatting to you in an ACTUAL CONVERSATION rather than quick photo and fuck off, which most slebs probably do.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 20:28