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Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 12/12/2014 22:33

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
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DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 08:26
TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 08:27

Aaaaw Xmas Smile

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 09:06

carolina AMAZING well done all of you!!! So proud!!!

Can someone please send me photos cos Im not on facebutt? Thank you...

Ok drink and apricot, full stories from you asap please!!!!! And WHAT heroic role did mr apricot play please??? Intrigued.

mrsb how is dd this morning? Will she miss play? Flowers

Well after not saying a word to me all evening (following blistering row about fairness in childcare etc) dp is sat in his pjs at laptop, working from home. Wooooo!!!! I dont care that he's not talking to me, Im off to work!!! (very late)

Layers all. Tom wenches REMEMBER TO SPILL IN FULL DETAIL. xxx

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 10:04

madame i only webt to drinks/ dinber before tge carols. Hence kicking myself. Didn't get to see Tom Xmas Sad

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 17/12/2014 10:30

OhMyGod, I had a huge smile on my face all the way home and I'm still smiling now. This is going to be long.

I met Elk, BabyElk and Carolina at the pub and Drink joined us for a meal. DH left us to go and get his meal but we realised that he had left his phone in the car at the hotel so we had no way of keeping in touch, but agreed to meet at the Church at 6.30. The meal was slow and it was 6.45 before we arrived and DH told us that he had got there early and Tom was outside doing meets and pics with a group of girls. He asked them if they were the Burketeers and they said they were and he told them what had happened. They offered to lend him a phone to phone me but he doesn't know my number, it's in his phone, in the car, at the hotel.

When they finished, he approached Tom, shook his hand and asked if he would be doing any more pics after the service but he said he wasn't sure what the format was, so DH told him that we were up the road and would be upset to have missed him. Tom said "After the service, you look out for me and I'll look out for you." When we arrived we were absolutely gutted, and I could only think of Sparks killing us for missing the opportunity. The service was lovely, Tom did his reading early and then sat in the second pew from the front. We were in the back one as the Church was full by the time we got there.

Afterwards Tom was talking to some people at the front of the Church and DH went and stood some distance away, with us behind. Tom saw him, excused himself from the group and came over to us. DH said "This is my wife" and I was thinking wtf, my DH is introducing me to Tom Burke, it was surreal. I put out my hand, he took it, I mumbled something like "pleased to meet you" and we hugged. (First beard moment) He said "Where were you?" and I said "At the pub over the road." He said "Was it good?" and I said "I would rather have been here."

Carolina then joined in and talked to him, but I'll let her tell her side of it. I asked if we could have a photo and he said "Of course" and directed DH down an empty pew to take it. At this point Elk was standing back, and I tried my best to get her to join us, but she was rooted to the spot and wouldn't come to us.

DH then asked him if there would be a season 3 and he said he wasn't sure yet. I asked him if he would be happy to do it and he said yes, he would, but he didn't want it to stretch to season 4, as shows can become parodies of themselves if they go on for too long. DH asked why Season 2 would be shown on Fridays and he seemed surprised, but said "Does it matter, there is I-Player. I don't know anything about when it will be televised, or whether it's 8.00 or 9.00pm." We then said we'd better let him go, although he seemed in no hurry, and we hugged again. (Second beard moment).

Then DH said something about the Operation Smile video we had been shown and how marvellous the work is and Tom said he was surprised about the sum which had been raised by the Burketeers. He said he doesn't do Twitter and doesn't usually Google himself, but he did last week to see how much had been collected. I then said again that we should let him go and I thanked him and we hugged again. (Third beard moment)

I've probably forgotten some stuff, but it was rather overwhelming. I have no idea what he was wearing, I couldn't take my eyes off his face. His skin is flawless, his hair appeared soft and lustrous, longed to touch it but it was his eyes that struck me most. They seem to penetrate your soul. He held my gaze a number of times. I didn't notice any scent, but I was suffering sensory overload of sight and hearing. Oh, and he smiled broadly at one point and I saw his eye crinkles from close range. His charisma radiated through the Church and it was wonderful to be enveloped in it.

It was a truly magical experience. He is so generous with himself and his time, and so natural and comfortable to be with. I may be old enough to be his mum, but I'm totally in love with him, and with my dear DH, without whom it just wouldn't have happened.

There were 3 pics, but they were a burst so all practically the same.

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
SingHoHannahSingHoHannah · 17/12/2014 10:46
Xmas Grin

I timed that well didn't I??

FMA

Just.....

SingHoHannahSingHoHannah · 17/12/2014 10:47

(THID is like 'Bing' (Flopsy's Bongs TM) btw Xmas Wink )

QueenOfNewYorkLyndie · 17/12/2014 10:56

Apricot that is just lovely, stuff of dreams!!!!!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 11:02

Oh Apes Xmas Smile

I think we should make your DH an honoray wench Xmas Grin

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 11:10

Well done wenches.
I am very very proud of you.
Elk...you were there. That's all that matters x

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 17/12/2014 11:39

Apes - that is the most amazing thing. Well done to DH.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 12:00

Greetings from Sweden Xmas Smile

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
CarolSinger200 · 17/12/2014 12:01

Oh Apricot. I was so worried about how I would look in the photo but thankfully not too bad. Thank you for posting it so I now have my own pictorial record of being hugged by Tom Burke !

I already posted my somewhat fangirly account but I think I missed quite a bit out because I was still not thinking clearly.

I have just come back from the doctors and chemist and need to get some lunch sorted so I will post up a more sane account later.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 17/12/2014 12:09

That's so brilliant. Your DH is wonderful Apricot. And how fantastic is Tom Burke? Not up himself at all and a genuinely nice man . I feel proper fangirly over it all.

Arf at feeling guilty about the writing Grin. Lovely to see you Carolina.

Elk what Badders said. You were there, in the flesh and did the whole sexy aloof thing. In the actual same room and heard him!

Well done Team Athos. We finally have a tick in the wench and Musketeer photo box

In other news DD was a bit stiff this morning so has gone to school. Sent in a note to ask for her not to do gym. No call to come and get her yet. Meant to be taking them into town to see lights and market and then out for a meal with DH afterwards so hopefully she will be ok for it.

Right got to run, bonkers busy today.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 17/12/2014 12:18

Apricot

Just so delighted to read that!!! He is JUST FUCKING AWESOME.

Mr Apricot is a legend! How brilliant to intercept him!! And I love the bit where he introduced you to Tom!!! Just fantastic.

I'm thrilled to bits you got to meet him and he has underlined what we already knew about him being just lovely as well as FAF.

It's really made your year eh Grin.

Just so happy for you. And the photo is fab xx

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 12:26

That's good mrsb.
Ds2 has gone in today...no idea if I did the right thing...he didn't have a temp and is eating and drinking. Said he wanted to go in, but then cried when it was time to go in :(
If I kept him at home it would be for my benefit...that is, I would know he was ok iyswim?
Told them to phone me if any issues.
I don't feel like I ever get this parenting thing right :( especially so ds2 and the way he has been lately.

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 12:34

wow. just fecking wow. awww and so jealous.

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 12:38

my love for Athos had fizzled out but now I'm on the mission, especially that the Cardinal is gone. I was twice so close and now I'm on it. I will touch the poor bloke and he will be happy about it!

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 12:40

apricot, carolina did you mention that we are, erm, organised/ there is more of us?

Tbh now I'm fine about not coming cause probably I would do an Elk. I will wait till I hit 60 and will do that fangirl thing properly then Xmas Grin.

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 13:03

Afternoon to everyone.

DrinkleBells · 17/12/2014 13:08

they are exIL I suppose. on the other hand, since you have children they will always be your in-laws.

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 13:15

Thanks fancy x

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/12/2014 13:24

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

Totally, totally amazing, tom wenches. So very proud of you. Apricot and carolina look totally gorgeous. And mr apricot - what a hero! He definitely deserves man wench status for that. Agree what everyone said elk - you were there, you saw him!!!! Wel jel.

What a lovely man mr burke is. If santi ever did an appearance like that, I think I would be totally overcome.

Dp has somehow managed to totally feck up the simple job of bringing him and ds into work so I can look after him while dp goes to his xmas lunch. I have called them a cab and they are en route. What. A. Fuckwit.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 17/12/2014 13:25

My friend always refers to them as the OUTlaws Fancy Grin.

Badders I'm sure you've done the right thing. If he isn't well enough I'm sure they'll ring you. Tough call.

I've had a lovely morning at ds4's play, and cracking on with things like tax returns which weren't quite finished etc. Quite pleased I haven't left it til Jan again Grin. Off to work again now tho.

Apricot, Carolina, Elk..., do you still feel spaced out like it was all a dream?? Grin. Drink your time will come. No sitting on fence tho....you're going to have to FIGHT with the Team Athos wenches, some who have had actual Tom Beard Action.

I'm in such a good mood today. And a lot of it is due to Mr Apricot. GrinGrin

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 17/12/2014 13:28

Sees Mr Madame has fucked up...,

Xmas Grin

Madame, loved the team wobble btw. He is just fucking great isn't it.

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