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Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 12/12/2014 22:33

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
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FlopsyTheSnowman · 16/12/2014 22:39
CarolSinger200 · 16/12/2014 22:43

OOOOHHHHH MMMMYYYYY GGGGOOOOODDDD

Full report of the entire evening from Apes tomorrow but I did say I would spill my bit.

Firstly - thrilled at meeting Elk, Apricot and Drink! Love you all

Secondly - I actually had to use my inhaler during the service - my breathing got so bad due to the heat. Never been in a hot church before. Must have been the heat coming off Tom. He left me breathless.

When we actually got to him... right there in front of him... after the service he greeted Apes then looked at me. My voice was shot to pieces by now and I croaked at him 'You probably shouldn't get any closer to me". Tom replied... (I'm shaking here by the way) "Why not" He then proceeded to pull me into a hug. He said "I'm just getting over something so my immune system is probably high right now.

He then held me for the entire time we were speaking to him. About five minutes. He had his arm around my waist and I had my arm round him for five fucking minutes. And... he kept squeezing his hand. That's almost SEX! Xmas Grin Apes hub said afterwards that it looked like love at first sight! HAHAHAHA!

I told you all granny would do it though not entirely through my own efforts and much thanks to Apes hubs who is an absolute star!

I am on a high right now.

I made sure to smell him when he kissed me which he did twice! He didn't smell of any aftershave or cologne he just smelled nice... clean... That's the only way I can describe it.

I think I must be dreaming and this didn't happen so hurry up with the pics Apes cause even if the rest of the wenches don't need proof I bloody do.

I think I died and went to Tom heaven!

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 22:44

Have just watched the Op smile vid again. He thinks it's just Athos that everyone loves. He doesn't realise we are completely besotted with HIM. #modest #self deprecating #he is sooooooo fucking lovely.

Have I said that already?

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 22:47

Oh wow!!!' Carolina that's just fantastic. He's squeezed you!!!!!! You hugged him!! He hugged you!!! . How fucking amazing!!!! Totally thrilled for you xxxxx

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 22:49

I've just reread that he kissed you twice!!!!!

Omfg.

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 22:51

Totally loving MrApricot's role here btw. Love him.

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 16/12/2014 22:54

Omfg well done wenches. Cannot wait to hear all about it.

CarolSinger200 · 16/12/2014 22:55

Like Apricot, I can still feel his beard against my face. I can still smell his smell too. How sad am I?

The best thing though for me was that he could have just said OK when I told him he shouldn't get close but he's obviously a very generous person who doesn't like to leave anyone out.

To top it all I come home to a trailer and a Tom video.

GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 16/12/2014 22:57

Oh god Carolina that is beyond brilliant. How will you actually sleep????

Elk i fear that in santi situ whilst i would tryto chsnnel sparks i would prob just grin.

CarolSinger200 · 16/12/2014 23:01

I don't think I will sleep for some time yet.

He's adorable and cuddly and devastatingly handsome and... fuck it... he's perfect!

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 16/12/2014 23:13

Still kicking myself Sad

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 16/12/2014 23:17

Squeeeeeeeeeeee!! I am utterly delighted for you. That is completely amazing and he sounds and is wonderful. I'm also supremely hugely jealous! Apes your DH sounds a keeper Wink.

Oh god so mutch to catch up on and I've been AWOL. DD took a tumble down the stairs at tea time tonight and really whacked her back. She is / will be ok but bruised and sore so have spent much of tonight on mummy duty with ice and cuddles. She does have tendency to over dramatise but this seemed genuine and she'll be stuff tomorrow poor bub. What a crap night for her to be clumsy Hmm.

Can't wait to see pictures and will RTFT tomorrow. But again am so happy for ma wenches. Top Tom action!

CarolSinger200 · 16/12/2014 23:19

PULLS YOU IN FOR A HUGE HUG

You are lovely and so is babyElk. She is amazingly good and so pretty!

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 23:28
LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 16/12/2014 23:30

Ouch MrsB that sounds v painful poor thing.

Night all xxxx

CarolSinger200 · 16/12/2014 23:52

OOHHH - MrsBee. That sounds nasty. Hope she's alright XX

FancyFancy · 17/12/2014 00:24

That's almost SEX! Xmas Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/12/2014 06:53

Logged it to get details of last night - what no pictures?
(I sooo wish I'd been a bad mother yesterday and gone down too - sod the not very inspriring Xmas play)

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We3KingyofOblomovAre · 17/12/2014 07:12

Logs in, for wench report.
Oh Elk, don't worry - totally normal to get all nervous and tongue tied.
Loving the reports from Apricot and Carolina - OMG Carolina - well done wench.

Well done to all of you.

Now where are the photos?

Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 07:13
Badvocinapeartree · 17/12/2014 07:45

Oh mrsb...glad she's ok!
I am utterly in awe of how wonderful he is.

LetUsPrey · 17/12/2014 08:10

Morning wenches. Hope wench DC are okay this morning.

He does sound lovely doesn't he? Grin Thinking about the wenches from last night made me Smile (not BRF)

Wicked was in my dream last night. Jolly lovely too

Laterz wenches

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 08:14

I had trouble sleeping last night, I was so excited for you wenches that got to meet Tom!!!

He hugged you and had his arm around you Carolina!!!! I'm so jealous!!! And you're absolutely right, that's almost like sex!

I Always said that "oh no, I don't want to meet him, I just want to admire him from a distance, I would be so embarassed", but I've changed my mind!!!!

Elk I would propably act the same way as you!

Hope DS feels better MrsB!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 17/12/2014 08:15

Oh LetUs, was I being naughty? Xmas Wink

LetUsPrey · 17/12/2014 08:25

No naughtiness Wicked sadly, lots of laughing and chatting and having fun and you being a really lovely person Grin