Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Well wenches. Tom Burke is as lovely as you could possibly imagine. I on the other hand am a tongue tied fool

Elk!?!?????!!!!!!!!

Spill!!!!!!!!

Did he cuddle BabyElk. Cos if so, I warn you, I will sob!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So excited!!!!!! Tell tell tell

What happened????

She'd gone to sleep. Carolina and apricot spoke to him. I couldn't bring myself to have a photo twat FMCP (camera phobia) and utter lack of anything resembling social skills

(Missed you WW btw )

What! What? What!

ELK....TELL ME!!
Or I will come and find you!

OMG!!!
OMG!!!

Oh Elk

I'm sure I would have been the same. It's very nerve racking meeting someone you really admire. have written grade A filth about. You were NEAR him and that's great.

And well done Apricot and Carolina. . Well done wenches.

Elk when you've collected yourself, we do need a proper analysis of 1) how fucking lovely he is 2) how it played out after the service - did he meet people outside? 3) what he was wearing/ beard-watch.

Did you stand close to him???? Could you smell him???? OMFG, Carolina and Apes where the hell are you?????

Right I have got to get to bed before midnight tonight, If I shut the computer down now, I have half a hope in hell of achieving that....

Night all...

Errrrmerrregeeerd, errrrmeeergeeerd. We met him! He's wonderful. I can still feel his beard on my face, his hand in mine and his eyes piercing my brain. My DH was the hero of the hour. Full story and pic tomorrow when I'm capable of coherent thought.

OMFG! I'm so fucking jealous!!!!!! You felt his beard ob your face???? You have a pic???????

Oh but that's fantastic!!!!! You lucky lucky ladies cannot wait to hear all about it!!!!!!!

DO NOT SHOWER UNTIL I MEET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!

Well I can go to bed happy now!!!!

OMG that's so amazing! I'm genuinely pleased for you because you just sound so ... I don't know ... overcome but in a good way. Oooo, it's just wonderful!

I'll be off to bed in a good mood because of this and Aramis Tuesday. Night wenches

Bloody amazing wenches! elk, most of us would be the same. I'm sure he thought you adorable/sultry

apes, carolina, spill!

APRICOT ooooooommmmmyyyyggggwwwddd.

How fucking awesome is that? I need to hear every tiny detail. The beard on face bit has just made me Sqqqeuueeeeee! And big round of applause for Mr Apricot for his role in it all, can't wait to hear.

He looks so fucking handsome in all the twit pics I've seen of tonight. Just. Fucking. Awesome.

That's cheered me right up wenches (MrsB and Electrician).

helen, where do you we keep the industrial cleaner? There seems to be a puddle of wench in the tavern and I know how tired you are.

Flops, afraid there's a rather large puddle just here where I'm sitting...