Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Fine. That's a plan then. I'll get you his cardi and then offer to hug him to keep him warm.

You can have the cardi if I can have Tom!

Is it a deal?

No deal. She can have the cardi but everything else is mine.

I am SOOOO jealous. Hope you all thoroughly enjoy yourselves.

Glad to hear you're feeling confident sparks. I'd be ok at an event, but have form for being a useless celeb spotter otherwise. I once failed to see Billy Idol who walked past me, dressed, well as himself. And other time I shouted at all of EMF cos I thought they were a bunch of cheeky blaggers

madame I doubt I've reached the expert status of the rest of Team Aramis yet, so any links you can point me at will be gratefully followed! I've seen a few Soccer Aid photos & quite a lot of Merlin ones

nonny mmm, lovely image of that kiss...

comtess, my utility is like an operating theatre tonight it's so damn clean. (until DD comes back from football tomorrow). If it weren't for hormones my house would be a shit heap. My shed is practically a work of art after one month this summer. A flawed one, have realised the Christmas tree stand is behind the neatly stacked garden chairs. Bugger.

Crawls in and opens bar.

Jeeeezus don't you lot ever tidy up after yourselves?!

Re-covers chaise
Falls asleep on chaise.

Not even looked at what you got up to yesterday, will RTFT later...

Morning.

Fancy I would like to point out that I've seen a few SA pics is not going to cut it I'm afraid

Off to Youtube you go, to watch the whole wondrous thing. He was faaaaaaab. I have VERY fond memories of that night in here. It's in my Top Two.

Team Tom - I hope the first thing you thought as you woke up today was AARRRRGGGHHH OMFG. I did say at the weekend if it was me seeing Santi tonight I'd have been climbing the walls. And that was on Friday.

Have a wonderful eve. Hope Baby Elk is wearing her best Musketeer-Magnet outfit

PIC OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Morning wenches. Anywench doing anything fun today?

DS1 is feeling better.

Just a thought re my suggestion to obtain some of TB's hair in a nonfenchy fashion. Is BabyElk at the hair pulling stage? Just an idea. Have a completely wonderful time.

Going to read Nonny now.

Don't know who ever thought that they could just take the blue cardi. You seem to have no idea of its importance.

Good luck for tonight wenches.

I have listened to the Q&A. 31 weeks of filming eh? gets out diary and year planner ....... re Prague

Well that's perked me right up! Nonny I love the way you write, you're very talented. Really looking forward to the next instalment!

Wow letus you are really gunning for this hair thing...do you have a secret lab??

Ds proper sick today so we're both off, he was screaming with earache earlier so I really hope I can get a docs appt.

fancy here is the link to an amazing Chilean film starring santi. Ill look and see if I still have the transcript for you later.

la vida de los peces (2010)

Right Team Athos, to echo sparks, POIDH. (new acronym.) WE WANNA SEE SOME WENCHES WITH A MUSKETEER!!!!!!

We all need this. Youre doing it for us all, so NONE of this hiding under a pew bollocks, kay??? This could be your only opportunity to get a photo you can treasure for ever. We're all with you. All for one and one for all!!!!

I'm sure there's someone at one of the labs we use would be up for a spot of experimental DNA engineering or whatever it would be called, and if it works, then it's all systems go for Team Aramis

Part of Team Tom checking in...

AARRRRGGGHHH OMFG copy, pasted that from up there coz I is clever

Obs... purleeeease! Of course we know of the importance of the blue cardi. This does not mean we cannot prise it off him somehow. There's enough of us and, as pointed out, BabyElk can be pressed into service to pull his hair as both a distraction and a method to collect DNA while we do the deed.

Dunks head in bucket of icy water - limbers up with a few lunges - checks Mission Impossible kit -pulls on black leather catsuit -straps kit on thigh - struts off down street in direction of St Botolph's

Hope DS is soon feeling better, poor little thing

Morning.
Have RBNR
So.
Ds2 off today with a cough and cold. Slight temp but he was hysterical at the thought of going in and it's school party day today so he must feel ill :(
So that's my day fucked.
No point doing more washing...can't dry it :(
I hope all the wenches going to the carols have a lovely time.
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Ditto above Madame re DS. Earache is horrid!

Ditto at Badders re DS.

Yes letus!!!! We'll be like darth vader, testing the carbonite on han solo (athos) before luke skywalker arrives.

Er...hang on. Athos is not han solo. He's chewbacca.

GO CAROLINA!!!!

I am sorry to disappoint but according to MaYuKo ( TozoT ) on Twitter, Athos is Obi Wan...

To be fair though, personalitywise Athos is more like Chewbacca most of the time.

OH MY FUCKING GOD
ATHOS AS OBI WAN?

AARRRRGGGHHH OMFG!!!

That. Is. All.

Totally fine with athos being alec guinness. I agree, alec guinness was a bit of a silver fox.

Santi will just have to be Harrison Ford then. Gutted.

Ahem.
Ewan mcgregor!

Good morning

Will try harder sparks I promise, but I prefer him in leather or chain mail to synthetic fibres! Shirt-swap pics or communal bath pics are another matter though

Thanks for the link madame that will keep me entertained this lunch time, even without the transcript!

Hope all ailing offspring are better soon & that all on Operation Carol Service have a fabulous day. I'm looking forward to reports & pics.