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Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 12/12/2014 22:33

Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)
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CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 21:53

Feeling the sudden urge to clarify here.

I am NOT a little grey haired old lady.

Xmas Grin

Elk and Apricot will be able to back me up on this after tomorrow.

LetUsPrey · 15/12/2014 21:56

Evening wenches. Knackered.

Just popping in to say get a piece of his hair with root on (I think this is important re DNA) in a subtle and non-fenchstalkery fashion.

Night wenches

MadamedeChevreuse · 15/12/2014 22:02

I know carolina, Im imagining you in that church in a sexy leather black catsuit with your night ops equipment strapped to your thigh.

Tom is going to be wtf at all the women packed into this church, isnt he. Bless his modest self deprecating little socks.

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 15/12/2014 22:05

Norah - patience is eventually rewarded. ish. As long as you don't mind plot Wink

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The barn was a swirling mass of bodies with the dance in full swing. Tables and benches had been pushed against the walls. He could see Porthos spinning Norah around towards the back of the crowd and he caught a glimpse of Kate weaving through a line of dancers, laughing at one of the stable lads as he spun her round. Aramis grinned broadly at the sight of the women waiting to dance, weighing up prospective partners.

The music finished and people paused on the floor, some making their way back to tables, others waiting on the floor for the next tune. Kate started towards the side and was immediately spun back round to the floor by another of the lads. He smiled as he watched her - laughing and protesting as the next dance started. He leant against the wall with a glass as the pattern repeated itself, declining several offers of a dance as he watched.
Aramis re-appeared beside him. "Popular girl..." they watched as another dance finished and she dug her heels in, refusing to dance again until she'd had a drink. Aramis bowed to a young woman, who blushed and accompanied him to the floor.

He saw Porthos and Norah stopping to talk to her, Porthos nodding over to where they stood. Kate turned and her face lit up at the sight on him leaning against the wall, a look of amusement on his face. She started towards him, and immediately found herself dragged back onto the floor. She rolled her eyes at him and joined the circle of dancers.

Porthos arrived at his side, accompanied by Norah, who shot him an annoyed look. "You could dance with her yourself you know. It might shut some of the gossips up and make her life a bit easier."
He blinked at her, taken aback by the disapproval in her voice and bemused by the comment about gossip.
He glanced out onto the floor again - watched her matching steps with her partner, watched him watching her and frowned slightly. The tempo increased and her smile grew broader as the steps grew faster and more complicated, locking eyes with her partner as he lifted her mid-turn and she spun in the air, momentarily suspended, then landed, still turning in a fluid motion as the rest of their set watched on, cheering and laughing. Her partner offered her deep bow as the music stopped and, still laughing, she refused the arms that were offered, fending off the more persistent suitors to join him at the side of the room.

Kate turned back to watch her partner rejoin his friends and muttered something under her breath, taking a long drink and raising her eyebrows at the quizzical look she received.
"I said, if she won't dance with him now then she's a bloody fool and not worth him wasting any more time on." She nodded across the room where a petite blonde girl was watching the stable lads toasting their friend. "Martin's been chasing after her for months and she's given him a right run-around - can't see past him being 'just a stable lad', never mind the fact he'll be a groom the second there's a vacancy and he's be good enough to be Master of the Horse one day..."
She shook her head, and then smiled as she noticed Meg twirling in her dress, showing her friends the panels of colour that Norah had sewn in. "And Meg and Robbie have been making eyes at each other for ages too..." He looked down at her, amused as she stood watching the room, gathering information and assessing the situations without even realising she was doing it.

The musicians started up again at a slower pace. He took the glass from her hand, set it to one side and led her onto the floor as a waltz started.
"So what are the gossips saying?"
She looked puzzled by the question.
"Norah says that dancing with you will shut them up?"

"Oh. that. It's nothing. She hears far too much gossip in her job." He looked at her and she rolled her eyes. "It's just the usual malicious rubbish that circulates round court. You know - they whisper it just loud enough for you to hear, and wait to see your reaction. It's not worth bothering about."

He raised an eyebrow and continued to lead as they spun slowly round the floor. "So...?"

Kate sighed "You're only marrying me because you have to. You share my bed because it's convenient and I'm readily available - or a slut, depending what mood they're in. But you've no real liking for me apart from that.." She gazed over his shoulder. "The usual spite."

He looked at her, his face unreadable. "Why didn't you tell me? Kate?"

She looked at him and shrugged slightly "If I ignore them for long enough they'll find another topic and move on." She knew he liked her, knew the gossip was designed purely to hurt. But still couldn't shake off the deep seated fear that there might well be some truth their assessment.

"But there's no need to make your life harder than it needs to be?" He was looking at her intently, half a smile on his face "It would be very easy to prove them wrong after all..."

She swallowed, mouth dry as his eyes burned into her. She was suddenly very aware of his hand on her waist as they continued to move across the floor. His touch was light but the minimal contact seemed to scorch through her dress. He guided their steps to the edge of the room and stopped abruptly, drawing her off the dance floor and into his arms, then bent his head to kiss her. There was nothing tentative in his actions, his lips crushed against hers and his tongue explored her mouth ruthlessly. One hand was at the samll of her back, pulling her tight against him and the other was in her hair - she couldn't have stepped back if she'd wanted to. This was a very definite statement of intent, marking her out as his and leaving no room for misinterpretation by anyone who witnessed it. Her fingers gripped onto his shirt and jacket as her initial shock faded and she returned his kiss with equal intensity - the room and its occupants forgotten as her hand brushed against his beard and through his hair.

He heard a small whimper escape from her, and broke off as suddenly as he started.She leaned against him, dazed, as he murmured in her ear.
"If being discreet is causing you problems, it's very easily remedied." He grinned against her neck "And you do have your scandalous reputation to uphold. Do you think they got the message?"

Her face was buried against his shoulder, breathing in the smell of leather and musk.

"Kate?" She lifted her face to look at him, her cheeks now flushed with colour that had nothing to do with the exertion of the dancing "You need to tell me if there's a problem - even if I there's nothing I can do about it. I don't want to hear about it from someone else. You don't have to deal with everything by yourself, but I'm not a mind-reader - you need to tell me. Understood?"

Her eyes were huge and she nodded mutely, relief flooding through her. He smiled and cupped her face, kissing her more gently this time, letting her dictate the pace - a kiss intended for her, not their audience.

Across the room, Norah gaped in astonishment and nudged Porthos, who almost spat his mouthful of ale out and kicked Aramis under the table. His eyebrows shot up. "Well, I think we can safely say he's not entirely opposed to the betrothal then."
Porthos smirked "Looks quite enthusiastic if you ask me..."

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 15/12/2014 22:05
MadamedeChevreuse · 15/12/2014 22:07

Totes with you sparkle. We'd leave the fenches for dead with our intimate knowledge of the plot of La Vida de los Peces and the offside rule.

fancy youve not been with team a long but you clearly have a deep appreciation of santi. Are you familiar with his, er, body of work?

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 15/12/2014 22:12

Awwww.....nonny. Love it!

CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 22:26

Nice chapter Nonny! Smile

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 15/12/2014 22:27

Ooo Nonny that was grand. Nice plot and dear God I want him to kiss me just like that. Hurry up and write the bit where they leave the party!

I have not had a thing like this since, oooo possibly John Taylor in Duran Duran? Had a brief obsession re Russell Crowe when he was Gladiator but he's no TB (well he is, but nto). Am utterly and unashamedly obsessed. Thankfully am now a lot more mature so doubt it will lead to watching MTV whilst laying on cushions on the floor sobbing with my BFF like it did in the 80s. However am totally up for re watching while laying on chaise pissed on gin and crying with laughter with you lot.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:27

Madame I'm totally with you on the Mrs Doyle episode.

I'm also thinking of the I'm Alan Partridge with the superfan... When he goes back to the bungalow to find the big cardboard cut outs everywhere....

Sparks.... So you're plotting your press pass for Liverpool then?

CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 22:29

Please Madame. Did you have to mention the words black leather, thighs and Tom in the same post!

What with that and the post about his hard bod, how do you expect me to sleep tonight?

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:31

Fancy Grin I need a hormone driven utility sort. My ironing is mixed in with hidden presents (totally run out of room)

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:33

31 weeks of filming.

Considers glutes after the riding, and thighs after all the lunges....

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 15/12/2014 22:36

Oh fucking hell comtess

CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 22:37

Dear God. Now it's riding and lunges!

Wonders what I might dream about tonight...

Leather. Thighs. Tom. Firm. Body. Lunges. Riding.

GOODNIGHT! Xmas Grin

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 15/12/2014 22:38

....and all that running up stairs....

How fit will he be by now?

he would go like a fucking train

Grin
LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:38

MrsB Grin hear hear.

Lovely to have appreciative wenchery with a full on fangirl whirl. Fuck, he's good. Some highly discerning wenches, utterly prostrate before him!!

Nonny, ooh I loved it fuck off early from the dancing, plot be damned! (Actually I do like the plot but just greedy for more grinding AthosWink)

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 15/12/2014 22:39

Carolina....it's all here in a nutshell

SantisLittleHelper · 15/12/2014 22:42

I see a theme emerging here. My utility is ironing-free as that's what I've done tonight - but seems to have accumulated various Christmas crap in the shape of paper, cards to give out & blank cards, etc etc.

Still haven't wrapped a single pres. I remember one year when the kids were little I wrapped 120 Sad Those were the days when I didn't have to fit Christmas around wenching eh?

Madame I knew I could rely on you. We would be the frigging queens of dignity & subtlety at the same time as coming home with the goodies Smile

Still working on the press passes Comtess Angry

SantisLittleHelper · 15/12/2014 22:44

Oh & Elk - as Norah now has Nonny -

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:47

Grin the running up stairs Grin mmm quads and calves

Seriously, I'm going to have trouble getting to sleep.

CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 22:49

Thank you Elk. Looks at his thighs in that GIF.

Do ya think he'd like to come and run up my stairs?

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:52

It's all sounding very familiar Sparks. Only I have at least two baskets of ironing in mine. Can't be fucked with it tho.

Elk that's the gif which keeps on giffing eh.

I can't BELIEVE you will be in the same room as him tomorrow. Fucking hellfire. How are you going to cope?

CarolSinger200 · 15/12/2014 22:54

Cope? Who said we will cope?

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 15/12/2014 22:56

You're right. You're notGrin.

Have a great time wenches. I am there with you in spirit. Be cool Xmas Wink.

get me the fucking cardi for fucks sake