Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Badders , big cup of tea snort over the pants/scarf options.

I am nothing if not reasonable Comtesse :)
Oh I do LYA x

After the 'arse over tit' anecdote it's lucky I'm not going.... I might actually self combust.

Honestly. I'm just shocked at myself about how fucking obsessed with him I am. Just. fucking . Obsessed.

I'd love it if there was a wench in a photo though. Really love it. Just cos I love you all.

Well let's hope he is as I try divesting him of enough clothing to share around the whole of TEAM ATHOS !

Badderz very reasonable I'd say.

God. He would need to be like joey in that episode if friends where is he is wearing everything chandler owns :)
Then we could all get something :)
Sigh.
Oh....How I adore him!

Carolina . Get me the blue cardi if he's wearing it please .

Re: 'arse over tit' annecdote, I think my favourite part is when he says he stayed in character after the slip. "I am in some pain. I will need some time" LOL!

Comtess darling... of it's there then the blue cardi is yours.

No-one has asked for the hat. Does anyone want the hat or shall I leave that for him to wear home.

Carolina yy to the staying in character bit.

I also really like the bit when he's talking about playing an episode 'hatless' and getting all hot and dizzy. And sounding like a wuss .

he's so fucking perfect

No, he can leave his hat on

seriously wench!.....if he's wearing the blue cardi, do you really think I am going to relinquish it for that comtess wumman?

I bagsied it first Elk. Sorry but rules is rules ..,

Have you listened to it yet??

Well.....I've got a good foot and a half on Carolina....who's going to come out victorious in a cardi related wench fight eh? Just saying'

and, oof....have I listened to it.

Seriously... if anyone should be able to get to him it ought to be me. What nice handsome talented young actor is going to suspect the sweet faced, short, chubby grandma approaching him with a benevolent smile on her face. evil grin

Yikes... just read Elk's last post. Are you 6' 9"?

Clever, clever Carolina ,

Ok Elk. IF you manage to rip if from his toned from 31 weeks of filming body, I'll share it with you. Or I'll have the spotty shirt. You choose.

It's GOOD isn't it.

Also enjoyed the bit with Mark saying he's a bad runner. And the hand on the sword bit, he's growing on me

Just a thought. Should we wait until we are outside the church before disrobing him?

Seems a bit wrong tying him to a pew and stripping him naked for trophy clothing!

I do have some scruples ya' know! Not many...

When I say I listened to it.....I had it on whilst either a 5 yr old twittered inanities at me, a 7month old banged a drum or a husband was trying to talk to me about how he was nearly killed today.....I mean FGS!!!.......wenching here people!

I will have another listen in a bit, but yes comtess I agree with you on every point. He is adorably self deprecating, and funny, and charming. There's something so unassuming about him....he doesn't come across as being in any way arrogant, and that's part of his appeal that, and his perfectly formed arse

Evening everyone, enjoying all the Tom fangirling on here tonight

sparkle, you do realise you've upped the ante should Santi ever do something similar? (I fucking wish). Team Athos would be demanding video evidence of full-on snogs at the very least (it would be my duty etc etc)

This evening I have had a pre-menstrual hissy fit at my utility. Frankly it had let itself go, it was sloppy and disorganised. No longer. If my period holds off for a day, the back room's getting it tomorrow. Right now I'm eyeing up the ironing pile. It's a disgraceful, all over the place. Literally. It's so tall it's fallen over.

First, need to find something on the tv planner with fit men in it and then refill my glass. cheers!

carolina definitely wait 'til you're outside. Some churches can be funny about bare shoulders, so I'm pretty sure full frontal nudity's a no-no

carolina your killer granny comment / the last few pages are giving me flashbacks to that father ted episode...you know the one when the army of mrs doyles hunt down eoin mclove for a piece of his jumper...?

Evening all. Just checking in really. Hope Team Athos who are carolling tomorrow have a good evening. Remember though, we are not, and will never be, fenches. That is all.

Right, hopefully get to do a bit more wenching tomorrow although it's all school performances this week. Laters.

OMC!

His body is rock hard isn't it?

I know what I'm doing Fancy. I have faith in Team Aramis stepping up to the plate as & when