Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Of course, in spite of my above post, should Tom want to take us all out for drinks after the event before heading back to his place for an orgy then that's fine by me!

Well that ain't ever gonna happen....cos you're all going to be hid under a frigging pew

Sigh.
Now I want to shag elk and Comtesse too.
They are taunting me on twitter.
Just listened to the q and a.
I shall know no peace until I am kissed by him or elk or Comtesse

Badders... what are they doing to you?

bad things
;)

Hiding under a pew? You can't be serious?

YOU HAVE TO SIT NEAR THE FRONT.
YOU HAVE TO SMELL HIM FOR ME AND REPORT BACK.
AND IF YOU CAN GET A LOCK OF HAIR TOO, THATS ALSO GOOD.
COME ON TEAM ATHOS!!
WHERE IS YOUR KILLER INSTINCT?

WHAT Q&A IS COMTESS BANGING ON ABOUT I HAVE MISSED IT???!

I'll snog you tomorrow Bads when I get back....I'm going to be so full of pent up RH!

This Q&A

Can anyone snog Badders tomorrow or is it a private snog?

Yes Sparkle. We are all going to be under a pew... Tom's pew!

I'm going to snog her private or not.

Hey there everyone! Hope you're all ok? I'm mainly hanging aboot for any TAV LIT of I'm honest.

Hehe Fancy and Comtess fit young sparky phone me today too utterly deludes self, it was re invouce

Oh and YYY to strangely attractive grubby Kingy. Put him in leather and.....?

Ahem Sparks I'll keep my wench badge please. Not all if Team Athos are shy

You've all pretty much admitted you'll run a lie if he so much as glances in your direction.

Shame on you

Bads should be going if she's the one with killer instinct. Tickets for sale on the door, Bads. Just saying.

No, it's the whole of Team Athos, who are either not attending or hiding.

#Disappointing.

WHY DO I LIVE IN THE ARSE END OF NOWHERE??
WHY??

I want to snog ALL of you.

OKAY... what exactly do you want us to do to him.

Please put your requests in order of preferance in case we don't have time for all

You need to sniff him. We neeeeed to know what he smells like. This is imperative.
If you manage to speak to him, record it on your phone.
If a small item of his clothing happens to find it's way into your hands all to the good.

Any particular item of clothing. Boxers? A sock? Shirt? Be specific woman so I know what area to aim for!

Look, if you can get his pants, great, but I will settle for his scarf :)

Fine. Lets's just hope he's wearing his scarf and not going commando tomorrow!

I want nothing but pics of wenches with Tom rather than fenches

#TimeToMakeOurMove