post something that other Mnetters *don't * know about you

[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Who's who?

Mission accomplished, wb, I'm going to retire into the shadows of your rock now and doze. Give me a kick if you need the brows again later, ok?

ooop sorry ...

I'm Crystaltips and I have a knack of killing threads

i usually do that crystltips. btw, impertinant question but are you the real crystaltips? my dh claims to have known the daughter of the woman who was the wife/muse of the man who created the wonderful crystaltips and alistair. are you she? and do cartoon creators have muses..?

Hey! I'm the thread-killer around here.. stop trying to steal my glory .. just because I forgot to list it in my Accomplished Failures list!

I am FMF. I once snogged Richard Hammond (when we were about 16)
I can ride a motorbike better than I can drive a car.
I was once introduced to Princess Di who ignored me in order to flirt with my male colleagues.
I haven't got a monobrow but I can plait my pubes.
Some of the above statements may be true.

i am eidsvold and I once worked in an pub in England

What the bloody hell has been happening on this thread?

To put things back on track:

Hello, my name is sansouci & I had a very intense relationship with a British olympic skier.

Not....................Eddie The Eagle, sansouci

Franny, did you honestly miss this thread?

My name is Gin and I have a huge crush on Miles Jupp, aka Archie from Balamory!

ECATM .... nope sorry ... not that crystaltips.

When I was young I always wanted to be .... Miss Lovelace the hat maker from Trumpton .... I think it's because I wanted her dogs .... Mitzy, Daphne, Lulu

My name is EnormousChangesAtTheLastMinute.
i think i probably wanted to be kiki or zaza from hectors house, whichever one was the glam cat. i forget which, it's been a while...
Good choice crystaltips. i've always been annoyed that crystaltips companions had rubbish names. robert and birdie?! k'f.

My name is Wisp and as a child I fancied Troy from Stingray
and I still like very very much stormtroopers!!

ginmummy -

My name is Toothache and I was a New Kids On The Block fan.

the shame<

I'll get me coat.....

Me too toothache

my name is Crystaltips ....

and I was a Bay CIty Rollers fan ...

Shows my age ... whadya mean you've never heard of them !!!

Crystaltips - My folks used to drink with one of them. They know him quite well.

"B-A-Y, B-A-Y, B-A-Y-C-I-T-Y, with an R-O-L-L-E-R-S, Bay City Rollers are the best"
Of course we remember them

Me, I belonged to the Child fan club (hides in embarrassment)

I burnt my nipples rubbing Malibu (the taste of the caribbean so the advert says !!)into them during a moment of passion many years ago (when I thought Malibu and Pineapple was a sophisticated drink!!)

I was also a Club 18 - 30 rep in the highly sophisticated resort of San Antonio in Ibiza !!!!! (shock !!!)

oooh - I used to drink Malibu as a student ... and when we ran out of Pineapple and orange ... we resorted to Milk ....

Come to think of it - I am amazed it ahdn't turned sour

..thought I was SOOOOOO sophisticated in being able to order a malibu and pineapple in Spanish !!

"malibu con pina, por favor"

I found a grey hair (the first ) whilst camping in Wales this week. It has been dispatched and will never be mentioned again.