post something that other Mnetters *don't * know about you

[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Why do I have vivid images in my head of journalists everywhere scribbling down mp's latest offering

gentitals in the plural obviously!!

[sorry but what did 'they' look like? Has she not had the male bits removed seeing as she is referred to as woman and married to a man....? And how did she come to show her husband's ex-wife??? Just curious, like... God my life is boring... )

lol

SleepyJess I thought Charlee was on crimestoppers with her legs around her head too! (I wondered what sort of crime she'd committed - perhaps she provided the distraction while her partners in crime robbed a bank?)

morningpaper I am fascinated

yeah, spill...

lol yes she HAD had the male bits removed

she was showing off her surgeon's fabulous work!

I resisted the urge to get mine out to compare

It was an unlikely situation

hey let's talk about routines again

Im amazed that youre close enough to your exs new bird to have the opportunity to see it

Was it during the divorce hearing?

Solicitor "so MrsMorningPaper, you get the rocket, washing machine, kids and half the yaucht"

"MrMorningPaper, can you ask your new partner to put her willy away please?"

boris

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

and pmsl at SJ's typo's.....

I am More Spam Than Glam
I just joined tonight
My Dad is an old school gangster
My Mum is a raving glam alcoholic
I was right at the front of a Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert at Hyde Park and got squashed and pulled over the railings
I tell people I passed all my o levels but only scraped 1
I make the best Margaritas you have ever had
Hello

Lol no i wasnt featured doing that! I can do that and the splits! and i was also featured on crimestoppers but i was not the criminal i was the victim.

I was grabbed by some bloke in a play park when i was 14 and had to make an appeal i got away several girls the same night had been grabbed and sadly not got away and had been killed by the same man, they never found him.

Welcome to MumsNet I am WelshBoris, I run the joint

With a name and introduction like that you'll go far

Feel free to apply to join my clique

MoreSpamThanGlam I love your work already...

Thanks v much
will consider your lovely offer...

no join MY clique

you can be my bitch and make me cocktails

but obviously I will just have to examine your fanjo before you join, because we do that around here

I have very thick dark eyebrows which meet in the middle.

Move aside MP

really imaginaryfriend?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By the sounds of the fanjitas on here it will take a few hefty mojitos to get settled

Do you warm your implements before you use them?

Mine has dog like reflexes and you may get stuck for some time...

"mono brow" I'd join wb's clique, at least you get to know her first before she asks to see your muff

woof

Mine is a small as a mouse's ear

ahem,, wizard's sleeve morelike boris

PMFSL

Wizards sleeve...