post something that other Mnetters *don't * know about you

[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Sugarpop - I think it is because we are eternal optimists

SallyStraberry - I won my school chess thing at 11yo too - beating all the boys etc, I was at high school then though. The runner up was my CM's son we was most

Oh yes and I once did lighting for PR stuff at a Rolf Harris gig - and I got a big Kangaroo thingy drawn for me as thanks for doing such a good job

MoreSpamThanGlam, Hello! Could you whip up some good drinks and pass tham round please?

It resists wax in the same way astro turf resists a lawn mower.

if. tweezers it is then

On tonights menu

Margatits Especiale
Caprinhas
Cosmopolitans (snore)
Or a shot of 20 year old tequila - it will cost you but you do get to ring the bell and all the bar looks at you like your special and/or a twat

Place your orders

No monobrow here, sorry chickens. Had a child in my class with a monobrow (girl) aged 5...actually I knew her when she was about 3yrs and she had it then too. Just how soon is too soon to wax? You wouldn't want your child to be known as 'oh you know so and so, the one with 'the brow'

I'd love to be a great singer. Not a pop star but maybe in a show or something like that.

tequila please - I have a really good nack for making myself look special

sorry for sp...thats not tit flavoured Margaritas

venividivickiQV"Im a bloody good with a shotgun too. I was also top regional discuss thrower, and superfast sprinter when I was a wee lass."

BLIMEY! I think all that says "Don't f*k with me. I can shoot you with precision, lop your head off Oddjob style and then run away very fast."

You know, this place needs "quote" facilities.

I'll have a vodka lemonade and a dash of lime please flunky

cut and paste UD cut and paste

tequila for me pls. monkey, that would be awful, but then you'd hate them to be teased..

Could I have a treble tequila please?

Smacks imaginaryfriend on the back

Welcome to the clique

WB - I am disappointed - so common.
Does anyone not do the Vodka Lime and soda/Lemonade thing anymore?
Are you dieting?

No I am not dieting you cheeky newbie

I'm from Swansea, its still 1996 here

steady if, i didn't want you to go that far..but welcome to the fluff free face clique

Oooh i have another one...

I chased two girls who thought they'd pick a fight with me (because I stopped their mate trying to knock ten bells out my mate) through leicester square station after Notting Hill carnival. I've never seen two people look so scared in my life....my DP and the LU staff had to restrain me......

Then, me and my friends were transported to BTPolice offices in the back of a meat wagon to make statements, and after I made a statement about the girl that tried to beat the crap out of my mate, I developed a sudden migraine, saw the police doctor and then threw up all over teh police station floor.

ImaginaryFriend
This one is on the house...
And this one....

boris you're on form tonight.. where is rhubarb these days, do you think i lesbianed her off?

Ok, what clique? This is a damn confusing thread for this time of night.

She's busy settling in and stuff

She'll be at the meet up though, we can lick her all over then

LOL UD!

bless the old bird. i'm going to rub her with butter and flour and top her with breadcrumbs and brown sugar

When was that Vicki, yesterday?