post something that other Mnetters *don't * know about you

[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Your heads up there often enough Allie so you should know

My name is Greensleeves and I was once so drunk during a school play rehearsal I fell off the stage and sprained my ankle

and I have a twat like a clown's pocket

Does that mean you pull things out of it ?

Yikes at all your fanjos

Gordon Ramsay wants to make risotto out of mine

Yes, PFNM

rabbits mostly, and the odd sausage

I'm not joining wb's clique unless she accepts my brow.

Any other cliques on offer who don't mind a little unusual facial hair?

I don't mind a little

But the beard will have to go, hun

I have 1 small hair on my chin that i have to pluck every 2 months or so....

MSTG- Try and sell yourself a bit better love, less facial hair more outrageous stories

You have a clique, mp? No beard, honest. And the moustache is so minor you'd never know. It's just the brow. And it does make me kind of Frida Kahlo ...

i have a hairy mole on my arm... sorry the "uni-brow" must go.

Yes...sorry about that...
(Slinks off to a quiet corner)

Depends if its a man or a woman IF....

I'm not averse to a clit tickler tache.....

Ok, outrageous ... well, one night my eyebrow crept off my forehead and tried to strangle my dp.

v that's minging.. i will fantasize about magnum PI now and his hooooge tash

AllieBongo, I could put a plaster over the middle of it?

ROFL - dunno what im laughing at most, unibrow killer or magnum pi.....

DOh no I don't have a clique

I was just teasing you

damn

well if you're attempting to put something adhesive on it, how about a wax strip?

My name is dances with monkeys and I was in a film with Edward Woodward and George C Scott when I was a child

thats all good moneky, but have you got a monobrow?

ROFLMFAO allie...

Oh no morningpaper its just you half of Fleet Street and an haemoprodite

i knew joe paqsuale would save me