in honour of sensible names like Alan..

[Geoffrey]

...I'm going to be Geoffrey for a bit

I told you it must have been a strange chemical reaction with me new blood pressure pills.

You wouldn't let it lie Alan, YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE!

Phillip what goes on between us stays behind closed doors!

Jason, it wasn't you who had Doris over the table at the Bingo the other week was it?

sorry jason

lance, doris is having a thing with edna, didn't you know?

She was loving it. Its a good job I stock up on those little blue pills.

My brothers boyfriend is called Lance btw

Is she? The hussie!

well I never! Am that she swings both ways. Truly shocked.

of course. she was shacked up with elsie for years. surprised you never realised.

I've lead quite a sheltered life so it would seem

Was rather surprised to find Ada outside the legion last week giving Alf a BJ I must say

what's a BJ?
Blue Jeans? Black Jack? Bearded Janice?

They told me they were sisters!

jason you are so naive

(bj= blackberry jam tart)

Well?

Every bloody blokes name I tried was taken. This one was available though.

it's a phrase these young ones use now a days, a bj - blow job apparently. Shocking I know.

is it like a blow-dry? Vera's had one of those this afternoon, instead of her usual shampoo n set

Hi thought I would join in all the blokes chat

i'm afraid to tell you Phillip, Ada was pleasuring Alf outside the legion.

can we talk about bird stalking and such matters here!

anyone else collect stamps?

how is Lance a sensible name?

George told me semen gets rid of blackfly but it isn't working and Doreen does love a broad bean. Any ideas?

rather sensible, in my mother's opinion