in honour of sensible names like Alan..

[Geoffrey]

...I'm going to be Geoffrey for a bit

at Colin

yes, the wife irons lovely razor sharp crease in the front of my sta-pressed easifit slacks

or else we use the corby trouser press. Someone has to keep up appearances eh?

sorry

now back to those geranium cuttings...

Oh, I tried Keith as well.

@ corby

oooh you can't beat a good Corby

now where's my Reader's Digest?

Ahem can we go back to the gardening talk. No need for all that other stuff. Reg - what have you done with your black fly bother?

who's got the crossword?

oh HAHA bundle Geoffrey really suits you

I have alot of men in my history stan is one aswell....

alan i'm bertram now

and I might be larry later...

bugger. that's gone too

actually I know a Geoffrey who makes the name seem cool through sheer force of personality.

which is more than can be said for Humphrey, although he was exceedingly posh.

ahh that's better

bundle, I am worrying about your obsession with mens names. I was laughing this morning because since I have been Alan some of the ladies on here have been much more polite to me

lol alan
(do you think it will work for me too?)

I really enjoyed being Neville - so anonymous

ah - I meant to post that as neville. The end of anonymity then....

is that you UCM?

I KNEW that was coming!

It's a good job you werent rude to me Neville

It may work bundle, esp if you post up poems. I got lots of thank yous off lovely ladies

The first time I saw you name, Alan , was in my dh's health thread and you called me hmb.

for a split second I was scared! Thought I had a stalker!!!!

and then I worked out your alter ego!

I met DH on holiday, in adrunken/hung over state I asked him if he had a name for his wanger.......he did.

It was Reginald.

These slip on shoes and deerstalker are SO comfy

what a weird name for your todger

mine's called Cholmondeley

I feel so ... liberated

And who already used Cyril?

Hello to all fellow old duffers.

Lance here.