in honour of sensible names like Alan..

[Geoffrey]

...I'm going to be Geoffrey for a bit

Not sure I like mine but I've been throught the alphabet once. I wanted Norman or Arthur

No discussions of todgers would be complete without Percy checking in

"point Percy at the porcelin" as my dear old gran used to say

All the nice ordinary ones had gone so I settled for this. You can call me Perry if you like.

Auberon bin in?

There were no old fashioned names left!

I used to know a JasonMason!!"!!

Jason sounds a bit new-fangled and snazzy to me.

Nice to see you again Alan

have you still got a weird penis?

that's a bit personal Alan

It was never wierd! You just didnt know how good you had it

I heard off someone else.....i was never interested.....

I like this. I can hang around and make rude comments just because I'm an old man and justify them with " I speak as I find" Or something like that. No more fluffy woolly posts for me now!

Liberating isn't it Jeffrey?

I had a radical new surgery... want to see?

any good, that stretching thingy? Worth a shot?

Mine's just shriveled away over time

I speak as I find, not find as I speak

or ummmmmm, something

Oh God Yes. I can last almost 2 minutes now, and the other night... she actually shouted out loud that she could feel it! Im da man!

Any excuse to get your knob out Jason

Youre just jealous

I find you overly vulgar Jason. Sorry if that offends you but I like to call a spade a spade

Jason, you told me last week that you were trans-gender

Reginald, you can hardly talk after you have had a few house gins at the legion. I had to take Beryl outside last time the air was blue and you know it