OK Fanny Monitors ... do your bit ... more needed...

[FannyMonitor]

Smear reminders/ nagging / kick up the asses at every post please from appointed fanny monitors as follows:

MeanOldMummy's fanny monitor is RedZuleika
Redtartanlass' fanny monitor is Fimbo
captaindippy's fanny monitor is Mars
Roisin's fanny Monitor is Beetroot

The following slack (in habits, not actually in their lady bits IYKWIM) mumsnetters need fanny monitors too:

LizS
Crystaltips
Aimsmum
WigWamBam
Nowanearlynicemum
Roisin
Izzybiz
carmenere
shaysmummy
bubblerock
deviljarm
Waterfalls
Mummyvicky
Kelly1978
mykidsmum
Chapsmum
NomDePlume .. a gentle fanny nudge for right time of cycle
Tamba ... a re-smear here
Jonesthesteam
oliveoil .. a gentle fanny nudge
Frenchgirl ... truly shocked you haven't
Socci

I'll be a monitor - if your name is on the list then give me a shout if you'd like me to nudge you (I'll be gentle, yet firm )

i will tell them all as i am in that kinda mood GO!!! for your bloody smear test fgs most of you if not all have had babies!! with loads watching go phone now save the stressing and go!4 mins all it takes!

Hey I've booked mine !

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liz well done NOW EVERYONE ELSE PHONE!!!!

no no miaou .. they get no option over whether they wish to be nagged .. sorry reminded .. they just get nagged (sorry reminded)

sorry Lizs is off the list .. good on you

FM - I meant, someone choose me to be their monitor NOW, not when they might need reminding! Then I will make sure they follow through.

Or is it easier if I choose someone off the list? (They may not like me though [paranoid emoticon])

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Rickman .. good .. I have now been promoted (self-promoted) to global fannymonitor .. snurk

Waterfalls has been SEVEN years w/no smear, and her last was abnormal. She needs transferred to the bum kick list.

btw expat .. do you remember I needed a loop last august and you were very helpful .. just had 6 month colposcopy on friday and whilst he said I'd have to wait for smear results he said that everythign looked totally fine

HURRAY, Twiglett! Loop is usually very, very effective at removing the abnormalities. Mine was.

Of course, ladies, only smear tests can pick up these abnormalities whilst they're still so easily treatable.

So make and KEEP those appointments.

oh dear
I don't have a problem with the smear itself and am usually very prompt getting it done
I even complained to the doctor when I moved to Bristol because they only do them every 5 years here (used to have them every 3 before)!!!

It's an organisational problem

will sort it out

organisational boot up a french backside then

ouch

ouille ouille ouille

Miaou - will you be mine then?

errr, fanny monitor that is??

Certainly will, m'dear

Off to bath the baby in a mo, will grill you later

Do you CAT?

haven't CATted yet.
willing to try!

happy splashing

He he he...my DM is a real life fanny monitor

She rings ladies up to tell them they are due for a smear test as part of her job as nurses secretary. She doesn't have any truck with excuses and slackers.

I need a fanny monitor, came on here earlier reminded myself to make an appointment, went downstairs to find the number, the phone rang and i bloody forgot again, officially need a kick up my arse.

u lot are mad for the record i do not need one i had mine last week cause i am a good girl