Smear reminders/ nagging / kick up the asses at every post please from appointed fanny monitors as follows:
MeanOldMummy's fanny monitor is RedZuleika
Redtartanlass' fanny monitor is Fimbo
captaindippy's fanny monitor is Mars
Roisin's fanny Monitor is Beetroot
The following slack (in habits, not actually in their lady bits IYKWIM) mumsnetters need fanny monitors too:
LizS
Crystaltips
Aimsmum
WigWamBam
Nowanearlynicemum
Roisin
Izzybiz
carmenere
shaysmummy
bubblerock
deviljarm
Waterfalls
Mummyvicky
Kelly1978
mykidsmum
Chapsmum
NomDePlume .. a gentle fanny nudge for right time of cycle
Tamba ... a re-smear here
Jonesthesteam
oliveoil .. a gentle fanny nudge
Frenchgirl ... truly shocked you haven't
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