mumsnet-o-matic

[TheBalladofGayTony]

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

BODEN CATALOGUE STOLEN BY MIL: DEVASTATED!

NANNY FEEDS PFB A FRUITSHOOT: DEVASTATED!

NEIGHBOUR PARKED ACROSS MY MOONCUP: DEVASTATED.

AIBU TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY ON THE P&T SPACES BECAUSE I'M BREASTFEEDING?

EARLY WEANING CAUSES VACCINATION - SHOCK!

MUM DETAINED FOR ILLEGALLY WALKING NEIGHBOUR'S CHILD HOME FROM SCHOOL

MOTHER TRADED BUMSEX FOR NICE HAM!

That would be some VERY nice ham, SGB

MIL IS MARRYING MY CHILDMINDER AND HAS SAID SHE WANTS A CHILDFREE WEDDING

MOTHERS OFFENDED BY SWEARING states mummycentric website CUNTSNET

RIVAL GANGS OF BREASTFED AND BOTTLEFED BABIES FIGHT IT OUT IN P&T PARKING SPACE

OFSTED MANDATING WEANING BEFORE MOTHERS RETURN TO WORK, MILs ACTING AS WETNURSES CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE GETOUT; AIBU TO SAY DH CAN'T HAVE BITTY AS WELL?

PMSL at SGB!

OIL CLEANSING METHOD BLAMED FOR STEEP INCREASE IN PUBLIC FANJO DRYING

NETHUNS LAUNCH FRENZIED COLD-BLOODED ATTACK ON MUMSNET: SAVAGE HUGS AND KISSES UNLEASHED

SHOCK RISE IN COUNSELLING FOR MUMSNETTERS AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT LENTILS CAUSE CANCER, CHILD OBESITY AND GLOBAL WARMING

ROGUE MOONCUP CAUGHT FEEDING PFB FRUITSHOOTS: MOTHER BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING

ROGUE POMANDER BLAMED FOR RISE IN TEEN PREGNANCY: MIDDLE ENGLAND UNLEASHES FURY

Bit of a blended MN/DM effort here: MN HAIRCUT GAVE ME CANCER

MUMSNETTER WEIGHS BREASTS IN TESCOS: ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, SAYS SHOCKED MANAGER