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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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Quaggars · 17/06/2021 23:33

OK
who was my last phone call with
where do I live
how many siblings do i have

NCnotmyusualone · 17/06/2021 23:33

Who was it that I realised today I should probably kick 50 shades of shit out of?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:34

@yellowsubmarines

I'm looking to move, where should I move to?
Liverpool
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Shortbreadbrokemytooth · 17/06/2021 23:34

Which of the local cats left a poo by my apple tree?

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/06/2021 23:34

Why?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:35

@Foxhasbigsocks

Which place am I going to tomorrow?
Waitrose
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Bettercallsaul1 · 17/06/2021 23:35

Where is Lord Lucan?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:36

@SundayGirl86

What’s my favourite film?
Hunger Games
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Couchbettato · 17/06/2021 23:37

I am loving how wholesome this is.

RicherThanYew · 17/06/2021 23:37

Tomorrow is junk food day in work. Do I have a chip butty with gravy or pie and curry?
Also, my eyes are almost swollen shut with allergies. Please save me a fortune and tell me what the fuck I'm allergic to!

Foxhasbigsocks · 17/06/2021 23:38

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I do love Waitrose but no - unlikely. Obviously I can’t confirm you were wrong until tomorrow, so will keep an eye out for an unexpected trip!

PiffleWiffleWoozle · 17/06/2021 23:39

How will I make my fortune?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:39

@LegoCaltrops

What do I usually do while I'm brushing my teeth?

@2020onandon - only one pair of tweezers? Amateur! Grin

Look for grey hairs
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AGirlsGotToDo · 17/06/2021 23:39

What supermarket do I work in?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:39

@PinkSkyBlue

What's my dog called?
Izzy
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Sennedd · 17/06/2021 23:40

How am I doing health wise? Please?

MrsMaizel · 17/06/2021 23:41

Who did I have an affair with in 2017?

PinkSkyBlue · 17/06/2021 23:42

Close, but not izzy

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:43

@SofiaMichelle

I love this thread!

I can't believe how few people have said you've got it wrong, OP. You really must know everything about us! Shock

My question: what am I wearing right now?

Thanks, Sofia!

Yeah, pretty much everything. And obviously people have to say I got certain things wrong or it would be outing.

About your question: band t-shirt and comfy lettings

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 17/06/2021 23:44

What colour should I get my toenails painted?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 17/06/2021 23:45

What two colours is the zebra crossing near my house, oh magnificent GCHQ Zoltar spey-wife?!

newtb · 17/06/2021 23:45

What's my name?

Unique in England

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 23:45

@BobbidyBob

What am I wearing right now?
Faded top, blue shorts, socks
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PandemicAtTheDisco · 17/06/2021 23:46

How can I sort my house out?

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 17/06/2021 23:46

My children's names start with D, H and F. What are they?

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