I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

Ah, this is intriguing!

My DH is out with colleagues in London tonight. What is he up to? 😐

@sadmummy12345

Why aren't u answering mine?

Doing them in order. Quite a backlog. Also, some answers come from within.

My children's names start with D, H and F. What are they?

I am but the merest wisp of a shadow of a would-be apprentice to OP, but is it Doris, Horace and Forest?

What am I watching at the moment?

@Hawkins001

I'm guessing a spook ?

I couldn't possibly say.

What's my partner look like

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll how did you know??????

still waiting for answer to mine

How many more children will I have ?

Whats the best item to buy from love honey,

@Kdee52

Why am I feeling so sad?

You're not eating enough snacks!

(but, seriously, talk to someone you trust about that)

@Hawkins001

In which case, why would little ol me, be intriguing ?

Everyone is intriguing to someone.

What was my maiden name?

How is my health?

@opmamatrist

What did I cook for dinner today? 🤣

Chicken, broccoli, potatoes

@tinglymint

Will I ever fall pregnant

I sure effing hope so!!!

Go on op, colour me intrigued!

Will i manage to get it all done in time?

Did he lie to me about the photos?

And what's my favourite colour?

Will I ever get my fucking act together?

@elfycat

I'm menopausal... so many questions....

Where did I put

a) my credit card (in the house somewhere not lost)
b) My lyre bird earrings
c) seriously, where did I leave my black velvet jacket? I left the blue one at a friends and just got it back after a year. The black one vanished.

a) under the mail pile b) old handbag you switched out c) Thai restaurant

God actually does know everything about us.

Everything.

Even our thoughts.

Will I be able to quit my job and make a success of my small business?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa When will I get pregnant? Or will I ever even have a baby???

This is the best thread ever.

Where am I going for a seaside minibreak on Sunday? And who with?

@BirdsandBeesmakinghay

Are any of these answers correct?

Of course! Approximately 100% of them, not counting the ones I got wrong.

@NoProblem123

Who is the secret pooher at work ?

There are two! Steve and Marjorie.