I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

@Hairsprayinthesink

Where do I work?

Firm of solicitors

How much is my house worth?

@HopeClearwater

Why do I have so many qualifications yet earn so little?

The game is stacked against everyone but the top one percent.

Why hasn't my 17yo opened any of his birthday chocolates yet?
and when do I get to eat them instead??

What's my dogs name?

What am I worrying about

@MrsGeoWolf

What's the worst thing that's happened to me!

Oh dear, I hope it's something relatively minor like being cheated on.

I had a friend visit when I watched the friends reunion, who was it?

@brogo

Nope. Oh man I was kind of excited that you were real!

Maybe the phone call is coming but you don't know you're waiting for it...

What have I done today?

What's my darkest secret?

@Clawdy

Will I be a grandma again?

Yes, especially if you're willing to count pets.

Where are all my pens?

Am I ever going to win big money on the lottery?

What's my surname?

how many kids do i have?

@user1495884211

Yes, but a glass of water too so it evens out.

Well, I've had the crisps. Would wine count to even it out?

Yes, but you'd better have two glasses just to be sure.

I have another question. What's my surname

Don't forget my earlier question of what am I worrying about

@ApplesandBananas21

What am I doing tomorrow

Job interview. Best of luck!

@notanotherusernameidea

What's my shoe size?

8.5

Will I ever become good at pube sculpting or am I permanently destined for bush or bald?

How many steps have I done today?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Mr. McPonykins

Oops! That was for @Anotherlovelybitofsquirrel

@SundayGirl86

What’s my job?

Primary school teacher

What have I got in my pocket, my precious?