I know everything about you. AMA

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Just that.

So u don't know then?

OP u said hope it's ok whatever it is, so that means u DONT know what I'm worrying about but u claim to know everything? So I'm confused

@Catcrazy008

I had a friend visit when I watched the friends reunion, who was it?

Katie

Love this thread OP! What part of the country do I live in?

@HereLiveIAmNotACat

What have I done today?

Telly, gardening, a bit of wfh

@BirdsandBeesmakinghay

Are any of these answers correct?

Mine wasn’t but I’m playing along and have asked two more questions!

@goddessofmischief

What's my darkest secret?

You cheated on your exams.

Taking my life as a metaphor should I stick or twist?

What was in the parcel I received in the post yesterday?

Please don't tell anyone, op!

@NotImpossible

Where are all my pens?

Behind the fridge

@RubixRubicon

Am I ever going to win big money on the lottery?

£1000 max

@Watapalava

how many kids do i have?

0

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Mystic Meg please don't forget about my questions

What type of fruit did I stick up my arse when I was 19? It was an experiment, just to be clear.

@sadmummy12345

I have another question. What's my surname

Don't forget my earlier question of what am I worrying about

I'm playing catchup. Surname: Hargreaves

Where do I live?

You should know this one: what is my dog's name?

@Couchbettato

Will I ever become good at pube sculpting or am I permanently destined for bush or bald?

Practice makes perfect. Posts will write about your talents someday.

@2020onandon - TKMaxx often have Tweezerman in stock, or failing that, the pair that come with the proper Swiss Army Knife are quite decent. They do a tiny one for £10. Harder to lose if you put it on your keys.

Where does my lap go when I stand up?

Where did I put my new prescription sunglasses?

Do I like living in a tip or am I just a messy hypocrite?

Will I ever have any willpower to diet?

OP that is not my surname