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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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Nocutenamesleft · 18/06/2021 11:02

@NotImpossible

Where are all my pens?
Ha. That would be my kind of question

Also where are my keys. Handbag.

My question however is will I ever be a grandmother?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:03

@VienneseWhirligig

What takeaway should I have for tea tonight?
Curry (not from your usual place...the other one)
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PinkCast · 18/06/2021 11:04

What part of my body did I break?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:04

@WestendVBroadway

Where am I going on Friday?
Friend's wedding
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:05

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Does Black Betty prefer lemon curd, marmalade or bramble jam?
Bramble jam
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:05

@Crankley

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Crankley
How many steps have I done today?

7456

Sorry you are way off, I've done about 20 - just out of hospital after a bad fall. Thanks for guessing though.

It was not a guess. I was talking about emotional steps, not physical ones. Hope your recovery goes well!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:06

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

What is the single quality that other people dislike most about me? Please be as rude as you like Grin
It's a tie between your personality and your looks. Grin Sorry, but everyone is thinking it.
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52andblue · 18/06/2021 11:07
  1. Did I do the right thing by moving house this week?
  2. Will my Book ever be published?
  3. Will JS and SBH ever end up together?
wendywoopywoo222 · 18/06/2021 11:07

How much do I weigh

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:08

@NewVariable

I'm amazed at the no. of people who don't know basic details of their own lives...
Of course, some people are testing me. But then they deny the truth when it's right in front of them!

Oh, and about the question you were too shy to ask? Yes, but only on Mondays.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:08

@GypsyWanderer

Am I pregnant?
Sorry, such a backlog here. Ask me again in about 8 months.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:09

@CarnationCat

What breed of dog do I have?
French bulldog
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:09

@khakiandcoral

I am intrigued!

What am I making for diner tonight?

Will I manage to buy that house and run that business?

Tacos No to the house, but yes to the biz
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Welikebeingcosy · 18/06/2021 11:10

Who do I love?

Also, what's my next step?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:10

@readytosell

When will I, will I be famous?
No, but you will be meaningful, which is much more important
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:12

@SpongeBobJudgeyPants "This. Whatis got there before me." Just a touch too much, but that can change

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:13

@NotImpossible "My question however is will I ever be a grandmother?"
Fingers crossed for yes, but try to keep your hoping to yourself if you can.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:13

@PinkCast

What part of my body did I break?
Leg
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:13

@52andblue

1. Did I do the right thing by moving house this week?
  1. Will my Book ever be published?
  2. Will JS and SBH ever end up together?
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • No
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    Upthestairsdownagain · 18/06/2021 11:14

    What’s my unique family surname? And why is it unique?

    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:14

    @wendywoopywoo222

    How much do I weigh
    70 kg
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:14

    @Welikebeingcosy

    Who do I love?

    Also, what's my next step?

    1. Your children
    2. Career change (for the better)
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:15

    @Upthestairsdownagain

    What’s my unique family surname? And why is it unique?
    Condall, unique because you combined your surname with DHs into a blend rather than double-barrelled
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    JesusInTheCabbageVan · 18/06/2021 11:16

    It's a tie between your personality and your looks. grin Sorry, but everyone is thinking it.

    My God Shock You have The Gift!

    I've just been for a long run and had a strong coffee. Dare I risk a fart?

    TheyAreMinerals · 18/06/2021 11:16

    I'm at work in a meeting right now. What is the subject under discussion?

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