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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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WestendVBroadway · 18/06/2021 10:50

You still haven't told me where I am planning to go next Friday!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:50

@newtb

Where do I live?
Norwich
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:51

@Homebird8

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I have birdseed in my hair. Can't shake it out because of the curls.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:52

@TheRealHousewife

Hi *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* what major thing do I want to do?

Great thread!

Start your own business. Go for it! (but don't quit your day job)
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:52

@JustJustWhy

Will she be okay?
Fingers and toes crossed that she will!
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readytosell · 18/06/2021 10:52

When will I, will I be famous?

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 18/06/2021 10:53

@whatisthisinhere

How fat am I right now?
This. Whatis got there before me.
UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:54

@PurpleyBlue

I'm here from another thread.

What did I have for breakfast?

Toast and jam, and two coffees. Smile
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:54

@Watapalava

op you were wrong

You said i have no kids

I have 2

I really wanted you to be right!

Are you sure they're yours?
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:55

@LateAtTate

What colour are my boyfriend’s eyes?
Blue
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:55

@SophieFisher

How old are my children?
6 and 10
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:55

[quote Inastatus]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa - OMG you’re right![/quote]
Why are you so surprised? Grin

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:56

@FleetwoodRaincoat

What did I have for breakfast?
Toast, marmite, tea
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:56

@Sunshinesusan60

Will I have another baby?
Fingers crossed for yes!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:57

@FuckMyLife2021

Is my life so shit because I was a serial killer in a past life?
No, you were a banker (nearly worse!).
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:57

@BarbaraofSeville

What basic life skill, that most people can do by about age 5, did I never learn?
How to swim
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khakiandcoral · 18/06/2021 10:57

Are you sure they're yours?

lol Grin
(especially assuming the poster is the mother!)

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 10:59

@Spied

Break up or make up?
Grab a fork--cake up!
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:00

@berylandcynthia

Who was the love of my life?
Joe
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:00

@Iseeyoulookingatme

When will I get a job offer?
Thursday
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:01

[quote midnightOK]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa oh, my god, I love your reply to my job interview question, GrinGrinGrin[/quote]
Grin

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:01

@yellowsubmarines

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Thu 17-Jun-21 23:34:06 yellowsubmarines I'm looking to move, where should I move to? Liverpool

Grin Cheers! Never been but I'll have a look!

It'll be a better fit than you think! Grin
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:02

@sqirrelfriends

What pet do I have?
Budgie
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:02

@Sacreblue

When
Not until later this year
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 11:02

@Sienna7657

When will I get my dream job?
2022
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