Stuff you think must happen to other people - but can't risk asking?

[IMissFrance]

Anyone else have stuff happen to you that must happen to others.

But you can't really ask because what if they say "NO! How weird!" And then you can never talk to that person again.

So I'm bringing it to the anonymity of Mumsnet.

I'd love to hear other peoples. And will start off.

• whenever I wash my hair in the shower (I have long hair) loose hairs wash down my back and end up in my bum crack. End of my shower I have to check there's no hair left.

I can't be alone in this grossness! (Or can I)

Just read back over the thread, ahhh, good old syphon vag! Another one I've not had since giving birth. Any comments about wizards' sleeves, and I'll deck ya ...

I'm so envious of those of you who can orgasm in your sleep! I can never 'get there' and wake up incredibly frustrated and have to finish the job!

@Goldenmythicalcreature female ejaculation happens to me every time I have sex. I wouldn’t say it’s a gush, more like several squirts in time with the in/out. Imagine a cow being milked. I can’t see the point of it, it doesn’t improve the orgasm, no man has been remotely interested and it just looks like I’ve chucked a glass of water on the bed.

Yes to bathwater vag and fanny fear (feels like a worm wriggling up)

I just remembered a really weird one - sometimes when I'm drying my hair with the hairdryer (hot, full blast) I get a whiff of onion? I don't eat loads of onion or garlic so I'm not sure if I'm imagining things

Not finished the thread yet. But:

I also grow eyelashes in the corner of my eyes. I have to pluck them out. I’ve not met anyone else that does that

Me too!! Only other person I’ve ever found

When someone slips I get a weird feeling in my feet

Anyone else’s nose get congested after orgasm? Passes after a few minutes but I can’t breathe through my nose for that time.

@crabb

Anyone else’s nose get congested after orgasm? Passes after a few minutes but I can’t breathe through my nose for that time.

No - mine CLEARS afterwards. If I have a stuffy cold, it's a guaranteed way to give me a few breathing minutes

I’ve seen a few about on social media about childhood too- watching 2 raindrops sliding down the car window and seeing which one ‘wins’, covering hands with pva glue at school waiting until dry and peeling off 🤣

Does anyone else have inverted nipples?

I don't get the bath water vagina thing, but omg after going down the flumes on holiday?! Just getting settled back into your lounger, reach over for a cocktail and whoosh!! All over the towel.

Does anyone else do massive poos? Im eating 40g All Bran a day and restricted to 1500 calories a day so eating loads of fruit and veg. My turds are roughly the girth of a toilet roll cardboard tube and generally twice the length. Every single day day usually whilst Im at work so i get paid for having them Feels like I can take on the world after having one.

Does anyone else find if they really relax and concentrate on their legs, they can get a really deep ache in their legs immediately?

I have always had this and can turn it on at any time. Can only do it for a second or two as it’s really painful.

It’s weird as i’m not doing anything physical like clenching muscles, it’s just driven by the mind.

I’ve seen a few about on social media about childhood too- watching 2 raindrops sliding down the car window and seeing which one ‘wins’, covering hands with pva glue at school waiting until dry and peeling off

YY! And also to the full bladder orgasm!

This is hilarious.
We're all normal after all

cant remember the poster but yes i get the rice thing heavy on my chest

My favourite one I’ve seen was about the ‘face you make when you see someone you know but not well enough to say hi’ with a picture of Ron in the first HP film that captured it perfectly

@tinylittleyou

My favourite one I’ve seen was about the ‘face you make when you see someone you know but not well enough to say hi’ with a picture of Ron in the first HP film that captured it perfectly

This one!

This has to be the very best thread on MN. I even read segments to my teen daughter to reassure her she's normal. This means unlike so many of us she won't spend her younger adult years thinking she's weird!!!

@Prettybubblesintheair yes! 🤣 it just captures it perfectly!

@torquewench

Does anyone else do massive poos? Im eating 40g All Bran a day and restricted to 1500 calories a day so eating loads of fruit and veg. My turds are roughly the girth of a toilet roll cardboard tube and generally twice the length. Every single day day usually whilst Im at work so i get paid for having them Feels like I can take on the world after having one.

Me, every time I go on a diet. I think it's all the insoluble fibre.

I sometimes feel I'm pooping more than I eat, which surely can't be the case.

@MyCatHatesEverybody

I just remembered a really weird one - sometimes when I'm drying my hair with the hairdryer (hot, full blast) I get a whiff of onion? I don't eat loads of onion or garlic so I'm not sure if I'm imagining things

I sometimes think it smells vomitty when I use the hair dryer!

NRTFT (read the first 50 or so responses and I have to say this thread is BRILLIANT).

I always wanted to know if, when people go down very fast water slides, their vaginas fill with water that they then have to go and push out?

@kittycorner

This has to be the very best thread on MN. I even read segments to my teen daughter to reassure her she's normal. This means unlike so many of us she won't spend her younger adult years thinking she's weird!!!

I've quoted for dd too . Should be compulsory reading.

@1sttimemumtobe2021

Did you poo whilst giving birth? Key thought of mine being due in April with first baby. The stats are high for this from what I hear but I can't really ask haha!

I had my baby aboard where they give you an enema! So no did poo during childbirth but did explode a few hours previously in the privacy of a barhroom.

One poor friend pooed out diarrhea when pushing and the smell was so bad the male midwife started gagging and had to open a window to get some air.

You may find though that your body empties itself in early labour. An upset tummy a ce hours before the firs contraction was

A first sign with 2 of my births.