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Stuff you think must happen to other people - but can't risk asking?

999 replies

IMissFrance · 03/02/2021 11:21

Anyone else have stuff happen to you that must happen to others.

But you can't really ask because what if they say "NO! How weird!" And then you can never talk to that person again. Wink

So I'm bringing it to the anonymity of Mumsnet.

I'd love to hear other peoples. And will start off.

  • whenever I wash my hair in the shower (I have long hair) loose hairs wash down my back and end up in my bum crack. End of my shower I have to check there's no hair left.

I can't be alone in this grossness! (Or can I)

OP posts:
Midwife1997 · 03/02/2021 21:32

I might be wrong but the 'javelin arse' pain might be to do with pressure on the pudendal nerve sometimes when you need a poo.

Midwife

Pbur · 03/02/2021 21:32

Yes! I have this as long as I can remember and have always wondered if a haemorrhoid or not but it has no other symptoms just this strange wizards sleeve extra anus skin Grin

Riv12345 · 03/02/2021 21:34

@1sttimemumtobe2021

Hi I pooed whilst given birth.

The midwife said good girl I see you took your iron tablets

(Because my poo was black)

TheGoodEnoughWife · 03/02/2021 21:34

Am loving this thread!

I get the bum hair and also sometimes quite a long hair (like maybe a pet hair or from a jumper type hair? Not a head/body hair) gets stuck up my nose and it is very satisfying to pull it out!

Mine is ... does anyone else 'see' their orgasms? I see mine but they can be really random things. Like a colour or a number or a building or the other day it was a very square box! What's the deal with that?!

(Has that little concern now that no one will have the same...)

maggiehilltop · 03/02/2021 21:35

@strudsespark

Don't know if I'm alone, but pre dc, I could hardly touch my belly button. Weirdest sensation (not good) in my ladies bits. Not being prudish saying ladies bits but can't get any closer, just a sensation down there (stopped after having dc). Dd has the same, she has a navel phobia because of this.
Me! The exact same thing. A really weird feeling down below, it's as if there's a direct line. I gave a proper hatred of anyone touching my belly button (DH loves to do it to get a screaming reaction). I think it's called omphalophobia - or something.
Astella22 · 03/02/2021 21:35

@misskatamari

I pooed when giving birth. Had a home birth and dh fished it out with the GOOD sieve, not the crap sieve that had a prong broken off, which therefore wouldn't stay resting on a pan, which I had specifically ear marked as the poo sieve! 🙄 🤣

Yes to the arse crack hair too.

GrinGrinGrin The GOOD sieve 🤣 Thanks for a great laugh I needed that today
AprilThe8th · 03/02/2021 21:37

When I wake up the day after drinking alchohol my plucked eyebrow hair has grown.Happens everytime I drink.

AlisonWhatsTheMatter · 03/02/2021 21:39

@sqirrelfriends yes, me and my siblings all get the leg pain when watching anything like, You’ve Been Framed, when people fall off bikes, skateboards etc or looking down from heights, our whole legs feel tingly and weird.

Fuckityfucksake · 03/02/2021 21:40

OMG yes to vibrating fanny!
It doesn't happen often nor for long but it used to freak me out. For me it's just on or above my pubic bone but I feel it inside too.

Also yes to fanny pins and needles, only ever one side at a time though and it's not a particular thing that causes it, it just randomly happens.
And yes to doggy style fanny farts. The worst, in my own experience, happen when the guy is well endowed.
First time I slept with dh, I felt like the air he pumped inside could have filled a fucking zeppelin! I made my loudest farty fadge noise to date when I reached my own internal max capacity for air and had to release :) I even had to pop my finger inside to help it all come out Blush
He clearly wasn't bothered, he married me haha
I also get nipple rage sometimes. I quite like my nips touched but there's just that odd time when I can't stand it. We have an understanding if I remove dh from them and place his hand/mouth elsewhere then it means a certain painful death if he doesn't get the fuck off immediately.

maybemu · 03/02/2021 21:41

@1sttimemumtobe2021

Did you poo whilst giving birth? Key thought of mine being due in April with first baby. The stats are high for this from what I hear but I can't really ask haha!
Yes, a couple time I think. I promise you it will be the last of your worries and no one will make a fuss of it.
strawberriesontheNeva · 03/02/2021 21:43

Interesting thread

Whitegrenache · 03/02/2021 21:45

@Tigertealeaves

Does anyone else bite bits off the inside of their mouth? I've been doing it for 20 years.
Yes all the time!!
Chattercino · 03/02/2021 21:46

@Baublebox
I too have a water-retaining vag Grin
I'm pretty sure after having my 9lb daughter it is a bit of a bucket

sqirrelfriends · 03/02/2021 21:50

I'm loving this thread.

I just thought of another one of mine. I used to get spots on my chin as a teenager, if I got one in a particular place it would make a bit of skin on my chest feel funny if I scratched it, kind of like someone had prodded my chest with a pin.

It was really weird, I've always assumed it was a nerve thing.

fizznchips · 03/02/2021 21:51

@MisiSam

Sometimes I will get a pain like someone has stabbed me up the bum, only lasts a second and it's really sharp!
Me too!!
Chattercino · 03/02/2021 21:53

@TheQueef GrinGrinGrin
Your post is hilarious

Londonisburningg · 03/02/2021 21:53

@TheGoodEnoughWife yesss! When I orgasm I see a kaleidoscope of colours, it’s all rather psychedelic with patterns etc😂

This thread is brilliant. Dare I say it should go into classics? @MNHQ

colouringindoors · 03/02/2021 21:54

. does anyone else 'see' their orgasms? I see mine but they can be really random things. Like a colour or a number or a building or the other day it was a very square box! What's the deal with that?!

no, but that sounds Amazing!!!

Minnie6078 · 03/02/2021 21:56

@1sttimemumtobe2021

Did you poo whilst giving birth? Key thought of mine being due in April with first baby. The stats are high for this from what I hear but I can't really ask haha!
Yes I did! And I'd had a bloody hot curry the night before. Poor DH was traumatised but midwives were fantastic and acted as though nothing happened and quite honestly I didn't care at the time infact I remember screaming 'I'm pooing' at the top of my voice as I ran into the hospital 😂😂😂
AnotherSoddingWalk · 03/02/2021 22:00

@SmellsLikeAHamsterCage

I get period pain at the top of my thighs. It's so weird and painful.
Yes! Me too!
TheRebelle · 03/02/2021 22:01

Yes to bum hair, it has actually gone up my bum before if I’ve not realised and pulled it out before getting dressed Confused

Yes to pooing in labour, I had a fast labour and gave birth at home before the ambulance arrived so DH had to catch the baby before she landed in it!

NotanotherboxofFrogs · 03/02/2021 22:03

Anyone else get the internal shakes all day every day, happy, sad, fear no difference. I was in my late 20s when I realised everyone didn't have it. All my life it feels like there is another layer under my skin but above my organs which is vibrating constantly. It was only that someone said to me that I looked pale that day and I said my inner layer vibrations were going wild that day... Sorry your what? So I explained but friend just looked at me as if I was bonkers. It's been there all my life and I always thought everyone had it

Electric shocks, probably related to the above but I give off a lot of electrics, it's not related to the clothes or anything around me, it happens when I am naked too (went for a back massage and the therapist had electric zaps in her arms for hours after I left), friends or family when going in for a hug (remember those) know they are going to get shocked, partner has got shocked during intimate moments, he has jumped off in shock. It happens no matter where I am. Friend who is an electrician used a tool for measuring voltage against my arm one night, it was jumping with voltage, he did the same with the rest of the people there that night, nothing happened on the reader back to me in between the others and it was hopping again

millymoo1202 · 03/02/2021 22:04

So glad someone else has mentioned a period poo, they’re the worst!!

Goldenmythicalcreature · 03/02/2021 22:04

Female ejactulation! Like does this really happen?? I've tried and tried with the husband but never have does this mean I have a defective fanny 🤭.
I also get hair wash hair in butt crack lol

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