To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

[QueenOfOversharing]

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

[IckyIsAFuckingStupidWord]

Dog2 was sick, Dog1 was on cleanup duty 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

[FrangipaniBlue]

My dog does "sicky burps" basically burps, spews up but catches it in his mouth and swallows it again

[FrangipaniBlue]

Her dog would get over excited jump up at your crotch and try and desperately lick / eat your trousers or even tights to get to your P pad. Urgh.

Mine does this. Also takes to behaving like a bigger knobhead than normal for the first 2 days I'm on my period

[BrazenHusky74]

My dog loves eating worn knickers, once took him to the vets who gave him an injection to bring them back up, which he did on the pavement outside the vets. It was disgusting, a pair of sad looking knickers in slime and vomit juice. I then had to make a decision whether to pick them up or leave them there.

Once a person at a party (never met her before) was telling a group of us that she usually has a rabbit under her bed. I thought 'Gosh, she's brave sharing this information with a bunch of strangers.' I wasn't the only one to think the same, there was a mixture of smirks and shocked expressions before she revealed that her cat kills rabbits (living, breathing rabbits) and deposits them under her bed. She was completely oblivious to any other meaning.

[cheeseislife8]

Cheesedog once ate her own poo then vomited it back up on my sofa 🤢

[Gogolego]

My ddog once ate fox poo which she then couldn't poop out because it made her constipated

We also don't talk about the dark night of 20th feb 2018 where the her poo attached it's self to her bottom fur. She then wiggles her bottom on the carpet. So now poo on carpet. And matted her bottom fur which I then had to cut it out and wash her bottom.

[LilyJade]

My old cat would eat her own vomit bless her.

[Picklypickles]

My childhood dog had a habit of rolling in cow shit every time we went out for a walk. My ex had an English Bull Terrier who used to eat anything and everything he could get, including exes boxer shorts. We took him for a walk one day when the dog started trying to poop, but what came out was a ragged half eaten pair of boxers and they didn't come all the way out, they got stuck half in and half out of the dogs arse. Just then a friendly German tourist came around the corner and proceeded to have a long conversation with my ex about the dog, she never mantioned the pants hanging out of its backside but my ex was mortified! He had to pull the rest out once the lady had gone on her way, pretty gross!

[FlaskMaster]

One of my dogs cleans the other dog's ears out with his tongue, very very thoroughly, all day long.

[dontbelonginherworld]

Ugh, and people still let their dog lick their face

[maggienolia]

Old gent I used to care for had used his commode ....pushed it away so that I could sort him out.
His dog walked in, stuck it's nose in the commode, and ate the entire contents.
Saved me cleaning it, I suppose

[AbsinthedelaBonchance]

Old cat presented us with 4 ex-robins one Christmas...lined up on the mat...
Present cat left an ex-mouse in my bedside glass of water...

[Topseyt]

My old labrador used to love eating other dogs' poo if he got half a chance, but oddly enough never his own. He liked cat poo too.

He also would eat his own vomit sometimes, but not always.

[QuestionableMouse]

I once watched a pigeon eat vomit. Lady sitting on a bench, chucked up between her feed and the pigeon raced over to eat it.

[RIBlue]

When my dog was a puppy he’d eat the crotch out of anything; worn, washed, brand new.

Now he mostly sticks to vermin. We live on a farm so plenty to go after, the relish as he slurps down mouse tails like spaghetti is quite disgusting. His preference is for alive but he’s not adverse to dead and putrid if it’s all that’s on offer. He ran out of a hedgerow and whacked me round the back of the knee with what appeared to be a half skeletal deer leg last week. Luckily he has an iron constitution so it’s very rare for anything to make a reappearance.

[backatschool]

Dog loves to eat human poo, the sloppier the better. We live in Amsterdam, there's a lot of it in the parks here, particularly in the summer. If it's laced with drugs he loves it even more, can smell it from quite far away (and needs a trip to the vet, a dog on a high is a strange thing to see).

When I lived in Australia cat used to suck the insides out of cockroaches and leave the outside remains all over the kitchen floor. He also used to eat lizards and leave the tails.

Cat also once brought in a whole rabbit through the cat flap, ate its head and left the body on the sofa for DH to find in the morning. 🤢

[StarySkyTonight]

Doberman, approx 8 month old at the time ate a pair of DD2's knickers from the dirty wash basket, I didn't realise until she puked them up one night and then tried to eat them again

This is just the tip of the iceberg with her, lucky for her she's a loveable, soft as muck, funny and very sweet pain in my arse!

[TeetotalKoala]

Cat1 pukes all the time. She has a tendency to bring up hairballs, but will often bring up her food and bile at the same time. That's fun to step in when you walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Cat2 is my hunter. We don't have a cat flap in this house so I usually find mice on the mat outside the back door. I was disposing of one a few weeks ago and as I walked down to the end of the garden (I just drop them on our compast pile down the side of the shed), I walked past two others on the patio.

We had a cat flat in the old house and I'd regularly wake up to half a mouse in the kitchen or playroom. She tends to eat everything but the head. DH texted me once to tell me not to come home with the DC as he was midway through cleaning up the crow that was all over our living room. Feathers everywhere apparently.

[TeetotalKoala]

Oh and Cat1 also protested when we stopped using the litter tray. She used to just go outside like Cat2. No problem, we'd let them out several times a day. So we got rid of the never used tray. Apparently she liked having the option and started protest pissing and shitting all over the house. A favourite spot was in the downstairs bathroom of the DCs dolls house. But also on my shag rug in the living room (that went to the tip as we couldn't get the smell out and the wooden floor underneath still has a dark stain), behind the toy boxes, anywhere really.
We reintroduced the litter tray and now she refuses to go outside and makes a point of taking a shit as we're preparing dinner.

[Fifilafrog]

Many years ago, when "potty training" our much beloved and now sadly departed dog, DH tried to guide the newspaper under pup's bottom as he was about to "go". Only thing is, Dpup had a dodgy belly and sharted all over his hand. Left a perfect hand print. I was hysterical with laughter. DH was not! 😂 💩

[SecondRatePony]

An old dog of mine once ate a rotten mole that had come to the surface of the garden and died while we were away. Let the dog out for a wee when we got back, only to find him tucking into the mole.

He was extremely sick for about 24 hours and then totally back to normal

[Ineedaweeinpeace]

Eats poo nappies

[zasknbg]

My dog is generally quite clean and hygienic. However he has a design flaw. Sometimes when he shits, he twirls round and steps in it 🤮
Then he wanders around doing paw prints of shit in my house 🤮
Now I sniff his feet when he comes in.

[KarmaStar]

Not the Dog's fault here...but his owner when feeding the baby (her grandson,she was my employer at kennels).....She would do the some for you and some for you thing giving the baby some milk out of baby bottle then it was the Dog's turn....She was the same lady who boiled her dirty knickers with the staff lunch of boiled potatoes.....and one of her dogs left amid Mark's on the stairs.....🐕🐕🙊🙈

[champagneandfromage50]

Hmmm the list- likes to roll in poo and it doesn't matter type, likes chewing on dirty pants, eats horse poo and deer poo, got excited with himself for thinking he had caught a squirrel but it was actually already dead and he ran round the park with it