To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

[QueenOfOversharing]

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

[JorisBonson]

@Bridewel1

My cat used to catch maybugs. For those that don’t know they start as chafer grubs living in soil for 3 years eating decaying plant material or plant roots then emerge in may/June for about 6 weeks as huge flying beetles called maybugs. My cat kept bringing them into the house and one time crept right up to my husbands face with one in her mouth whilst he was in bed. Ugh!

Omg I almost cried reading this. Maybugs are horrific.

[MrsCat1]

While I was in bed my lovely cat jumped on the bed and headed under the duvet. He started rubbing against my legs and I was just starting to think how lovely and soft his fur was when he peed on my legs! Lovely!

[bucketofcoffee]

Not disgusting as such, but DCat is a kleptomaniac, he brings home random bits of barbecue. We've had chicken wings, a chicken breast, a large lump of ham, a sausage...all still warm. His latest find has been packets of dog biscuits. Twice now he's sat in the front garden looking pleased with his find. I've no idea where the biscuits are coming from as there aren't many houses round here with dogs. I just follow my nose for where the meat has come from!

DDog has to be shut out of the room when the other cats (not the klepto one) needs the little tray. He can sit there with his mouth to their bums as they poo. We cottoned on quickly to that trick.

[Zipperdidoodaa]

While I was getting passionate on the sofa with a boyfriend my cat hopped onto the back of the sofa and emptied the contents of a burst abscess all over the back of the sofa and up the wall behind us - it smelt absolutely vile. The only thing I was passionate about for the rest of that evening was trying to get the stench out of the sofa!

[millefeuille1]

Our long-departed labrador ate literally anything. She once ate a plastic smurf (macdonalds toy) and I found a dog poo with eyes looking at me in the garden. She also ate a tub of glitter and we had sparkly poos for. days.

[FrankButchersDickieBow]

Our lovely little pooch ate horseshit whilst walking in the hills.

We came home and half an hour later she done her usual 'let me out the back door' look.

I let her out and she promptly puked up all the horseshit she ate. Just pure shit, coming out of her mouth.

I was gagging washing it up and almost puked myself.

It is THE single most disgusting thing o have ever seen on my life.

[REP22]

My late, great, Staffie, Jasper was quite legendary for various reasons.

He used to play 'Bullseye' in stage productions of Oliver! and, in his biggest and most prestigious one, he waited until press night to execute a perfectly-timed bottom-shuffle-wipe onstage.

One of his favourite things whilst out was to drink deeply from a large puddle WHILE simultaneously weeing into it.

[rumred]

Brilliant thread, thanks @QueenOfOversharing
2 stand outs for me are when my staffie dug something up on a park field, which he wouldn't let go of. It was some creature's rotting skull. He ate it all.
Then another time I was walking my 2 and a friend's dog, all on lead, all desperate to, I thought, smell some wee under a bush. Staffie managed to beat the other 2 to a hankie with shit in it. Obviously human. I couldn't get it off him and had a walk of shame on the high street with said shitty hankie hanging out of dog's mouth.

[Gingefringe]

My dog found a full condom in a bush when we were out for a walk in the park. He ate it before I could stop him (not that I really wanted to touch it). It came out intact the other end in a couple of days. It was just gross.

[Disintegration1985]

My lab loves snuffling about in cat poo in the garden, he often comes back in the house with a few nuggets stashed under his collar.

He also loves to rummage through the dirty washing for my worn pants and lick/chew the crotch. Especially if I'm on my period, in which case he has fished my used pads out of the bathroom bin.

He also eats his own sick, and has been known to try and eat his own shit.

Still wouldn't change him for the world. Creepy little bastard.