To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

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I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

We went on holidays and left our cat to be looked after by the neighbors. He had the whole house to himself.
Upon our arrival we have discovered he has shat right in the middle of our matrimonial bed
I guess, he just tried to say he did not like to be left alone

Ate the hamster

I can't stop laughing... then I get to "ate kittens" and "ate hamster" 😳😢

About 10 years ago, my dog ate 2 used condoms from my boyfriend's bathroom bin. They both came out the other end - one completely shredded, and I intact. I was glad I was walking him that day and not my dog walker

Our downstairs toilet window was open in summer and a stray had come in and given birth on our towels, I let the dog out (he's dead now this was about 10 yrs ago) the back to go toilet after a few mins there was all this kerfuffle and I heard hissing and meowing.

I ran out back to see this cat on the windowsill and Ddog doing something.
I went to grab him and saw him eating something. I didn't process it properly at that moment but I now realise what happened due to details I don't want to post as its upsetting.

I couldn't face him for a while :(

Our old dog rolled in a dead seal on the beach - I still can’t talk about that without gagging

Was scooting his arse across the living room carpet and left a massive skid mark

Got accidentally shut in my DD’s bedroom, did a poo behind her bedroom door which I then smeared right across the carpet when I opened the door

When DD2 was potty training, I had to stand guard whenever she did a poo on it. Poor girl would be trying to have a crap with me and the dog either side of her waiting to finish

Current dog - eats horse poo and the hoof trimmings while the farrier is trying to trim DD’s pony’s feet

My niece's otherwise lovely golden labrador used to fish her worn knickers out of the laundry basket and eat them.

They would then of course come out the other end, still in perfect condition.

Needless to say they were binned, not washed and re-worn.

Oh, and old dog once ate one of those stretchy towelling sports socks. I had to ‘help’ it out - it kind of stretched and stretched until it finally popped out and covered my hand in shit

Not mine but I saw a thread on FB where somebody had dogs and guinea pigs, the dog got into the room with the guinea pigs and killed them.

I was house sitting and cat sitting for a friend. They lived in a farm cottage and had 2 cats.
Woke up one morning to.a horrible smell. Bloody cats had caught a big rabbit, half eaten it and pulled it into the house through the cat flap. Damm thing had caught on the bottom if the flap... half a rabbit hanging half into the house on the bottom of flap, blood, guts and bits all over the damm thing and a trail.of blood and gore to centre of living room rug! Feckers!

The other half of rabbit was on the rug!😝🤢

The cat brought a mouse in and plonked it on the kitchen floor (dead), dog naturally picks it up and starts chewing... I had to chase dog around the house trying to pick dead soggy mouse out of dogs mouth while he is growling trying to hold onto it. It was fucking disgusting and I will never forget the bulging dead mouse eyes poking out of my dogs mouth as I tried to flick it out with my finger.... not to mention having to actually touch dead soggy mouse.

My dog routinely eats my (worn) knickers. Once he ate the entire gusset of a pair of vintage Levis. He's a chihuahua.

My oldest boy stands behind my brindle boy while the latter poos and then eats it warm from the source. Boak.

Oh and then 9 times out of 10 comes and burps in my face. Double boak.

@BarkBarkBark awwwwwe that must have been awful. I know we say it's in their nature, but doesn't make it easier. I felt bad when staffy twice caught squirrels & left them dying.

@EmmapausalBitch reminded me that my dog (as a puppy) ran out of bushes with a huge leaf covered in shit. Followed by a black lab with a shitty condom. Me & other owner chasing them. It was then I realised I'd found our "gay woods".

Cat came in the window with a little bird and I was asleep sadly for me, I was dozing with my mouth open, which meant I wasn't able to appreciate the half chewed bird and was obviously ignoring her so she dropped it into my mouth 🤢.

My dog eats the cat poo out the litter tray if you don't grab it away quickly. I have often asked WTF is wrong with her?!?!

@Springersrock I love your dog!! My beagle eats horse poo (it's rare round these parts) and ate deer poo too. He also ate my toenails the other day. He'd love horses hooves!

I was in the bath and my cat jumped up on the side of the bath, slipped and shit herself. Yep, a genuine actual nugget of shit fell out her backside and into my nice bubble bath.

Our cat ate ribbon too when I was little. The vet said we could only pull it about half a centimetre a day so it was hanging out of her arse for ages. She was an idiot cat.

Maybe not as gross as many of these but disquieting - my dog is especially fond of raiding my waste paper bin for tissues if I've had a nosebleed.

Today I was walking my dog down the canal and she dived into an old takeaway that somebody had dumped on the towpath. She puked it up later all over the living room rug.

She also eats cat sick and has eaten shitty nappies before 🤮

The knickers & the stretchy sock have sent me a bit hysterical! Dogs are fucking disgusting beasts!

@fourquenelles tasty AND warm mmmmmmm

Got Ddog as a puppy around the time my DS was potty training. Not a great combo it turns out 🤢

On one occasion DDog ate the poop out of the potty, on another DS bent over to have his bottom wiped and DDog licked it clean instead 🤢🤢