To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

[QueenOfOversharing]

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

[Zipperdidoodaa]

Years ago I had just eaten a bowl of vanilla ice cream when my kitten jumped on my lap for a cuddle. A minute or two after he jumped off I looked down and noticed what I thought was a blob of ice cream on my top, swiped it with my finger and was just about to pop it into my mouth when I saw it wriggle - not ice cream at all but a worm from aforementioned kittens arse!! I could still puke just thinking about it!

[Wauden]

I came home to find red stains on the ceiling and could not work out what they had come from. Then my cat appeared from another room, dead rat in mouth and carried on with her 'game' in front of me: flinging the rat right up onto the ceiling, leaving rat blood there. I can still remember the thudding sound the rat made as it hit the ceiling.
I just stood there, stunned with horror, then managed to get the rat from the cat, so I could dispose of the rat.

Of course it was a summer heat wave and the bin men had been that morning, so the rat would have to decompose in my bin for a week.

I did consider keeping the rat in the fridge until bin day, until I came to my senses in said heat wave and realised it was not such a good idea to keep a rat in the fridge.

[Voila212]

My poor dog would go for a pooh but it would get stuck!! so I had to pull the pooh out and then wash her poohed covered hair. I can still feel the sensation of trying to pull that hair matted pooh out, sometimes I had to cut it out.😵 oh the smell......

[Annaram1]

My son's cat was lying around his daughter's neck when a large tapeworm came out of its bottom. ;

[Voila212]

The same dog often would have accidents during the night. You could smell the pooh at the top of the stairs in the morning. The floors would have to be washed and bleached even before I made the kids lunches for school. I loved that dog with a passion
but didn't realise how much work she was until she was gone.

[weaselwords]

Husband and I were chucking a frisbee for my brown dog and he was bringing it back. Until he stopped and dropped it, hunched and paddled about a bit and did a shit...on the frisbee. The picked it all up and ran towards us. Grim.

[Tammyxxx]

My friends dog ate dental floss - it had to be eased out manually at the other end 🤢

[elliejjtiny]

My cat killed a rabbit and a pigeon, ate half of each and left the other halves on the living room floor as a present for me. Normally I would beg dh to deal with something like that but he was away so I had to do it myself with bin bags, a shovel and a lot of bleach while trying very hard not to puke. My 11 year old thought it was hilarious.

[blueangel1]

I have a cat who is completely blind, so sometimes he has no idea when he has a shitty arse after visiting the cat tray The other morning he climbed on me while I was still in bed and sat on my chest. When I looked down I realised he had left a chocolate starfish print on me. Eww.

[SunshineAngel]

Our cat got a funny tummy for the first week or so when she started going outside - assuming she was just eating different things while out and about. One night in her litter tray (well..) she did a horribly, sloppy poo .. but it wasn't really IN the litter tray, it was all over the back of it, and sprayed up the wall.

Of course, it was my luck that I was the only one home, so I had to deal with it.

[Jux]

I used to have a cat who liked elastic bands; she had great fun with them. Then she was allowed outside, into the big wide world and she discovered that she really really liked WORMS!

You haven't lived if you haven's got out of bed into a lovely cold pile of live worms..

She was very generous with them [boak]

[habibihabibi]

My gross dog ate the poop out of the potty while I was wiping my toddlers bot.
But I was most impressed at the local vets when an embarrassed owner brought in beagle who had managed to snatch and lodge a menstrual cup in it's throat..

[Rainbowbrite11]

I've got two dogs when one has a poo the other one licks his arse hole after.
He licks the glass in the park, the other day he licked all round the poo bin in the park.
He sticks his head right in the kitchen bin if he get a chance.

[Ellmau]

None of them mine, but:

Dog - ate cowpats. Whole cowpats.

Cat - killed BABY RABBITS, brought them in and disembowelled on the best rug.

Dog which belonged to my DM as a child - once bit the tail/fleshy back end off a tortoise. Poor tortoise had to be put down.

[Sizeofalentil]

My cat has carried the baby's bellybutton cord stump AND a mooncup over the fence and abandoned them in some poor neighbours' garden.

[QueenOfOversharing]

Animals are really grim.

i missed a few of the last posts and m lying in bed, next to my 2 dogs, chuckling and gagging in equal measure...

But I was most impressed at the local vets when an embarrassed owner brought in beagle who had managed to snatch and lodge a menstrual cup in it's throat..

honestly, why do people put up with beagles?

My cat has carried the baby's bellybutton cord stump AND a mooncup over the fence and abandoned them in some poor neighbours' garden.

More mooncup shenanigans. Ughhhhh...

[OLP2019]

My dog has raised the bathroom bin and eaten used tampons and then done poo with string attached !

[Howzaboutye]

Omg I can't believe I've read this whole thread! Gross so gross!
I didn't like dogs before reading this, and I definitely don't now!!!

[aidelmaidel]

DDog loves to wear poopreferably humanbut also likes to eat it, including fresh out of the potty. DDog also likes snot and bloodnosebleeds or periods, she isn't choosyand once ate a used tampon, which came slithering out intact a few angst-ridden days later. She will enthusiastically lick up the contents of her anal glands after we squeeze them. When we get up for a post-sex wee, DDog will clean up the wet patch. She has form for knocking over the toddler in her enthusiasm to excavate child's nose.

That's just dogs, though. The nastiest one was my first rabbit, who had not been fixed and who was decidedly territorial. He lived inside and he used to hump people's feet. This was just sort of awkward and cute till he'd spaff all over their ankles.

[bouncydog]

Just found this thread and found it very funny so here goes:

My afghan hound took a shower under a Heifer when it was having a poo - and I had to walk it home on the lead!!

My cocker spaniel appeared to be losing it's bowel via it's bottom. On closer investigation DH discovered it had stolen something wrapped in plastic, eaten it and the "bowel" was in fact the plastic filling up each time the dog farted!!!!

[BlessedBeTheFruitCake]

Our cat ate the string from a beef joint he found in the bin. I had to pull it out of his bum when he went for a poo🤢

[thisstooshallpass]

Shits and turns round to eat it.

[ReginaPhalangee]

My whippet ate my other dog's shit as she was doing it. It didn't even touch the floor

[JorisBonson]

My cat dropped half a dead mouse into my hair when I was asleep. I sleep with my hair tied up now.

[JorisBonson]

The same cat also walked in his own poo then walked all over me and the bed while I was asleep.

There's a theme here.