DH's obsession or whatever. It's not normal is it.. what should I do?

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Today there was a mix up at work with my shifts and I came home from work only 45 minutes after I'd left.

I found my DH of 7 years naked on the bed surrounded by all the stainless steel kicten implements that we possess and rubbing a knife sharpener gently up and down an intimate area of his body. He was very aroused. He even had pot pourii candles burning and soft lighting.

I knew something was amiss as soon as I came in because it was so quiet and I just had this intinct but I had been putting the bin out for tomorrow so came in through the conservatory and he didn't hear. I just opened the bedroom door (we live in a bungalow) and there he was.

I know its not another woman but what do I do about this. And the softlighting and stuff; he hasn't made that much effort with me for years.

I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever heard on this? A knife sharpener for goodness sake. I feel sick. Have obviously changed my name for this.

That was fast ns, did you talk?

I have come back out here. I have brought a throw to sleep under. I am not going back in there. He has told me it all he says. I am horrified.

Is it the spunky Mexican throw?

Not the dyson, surely.

Yes we talked Kay. I am cannot conceive of what he said to me. And he loves me apparently.

NS, not THE throw?

No no - it is the one from the white company

Shh

Let her speak )type)

refresh refresh refresh

Yes its that throw but I do wash it its really durable. Does that really matter now. He told me somethinh shocking

Is this something you need time to work through in your head, or don't you think you can work through it?

Pray tell all...

More shocking than the potato ricer?? ??

What has he told you?

BTW Dabbles has started a spunky throw thread.

I can't take it....WHAT DID HE SAY???????

Can he be more shocking?

weebles......time for the bottle stopper .... pass it over....

Here you go love - I'll try the zester.

Alucard can you do a link to dabbles thread pls? too busy refreshing this one to look in active cons

Really should be in bed. But can't go.

I'm sorry, you said you had a Moben kitchen?

I know this is left field and I do not want to increase your distress in any manner

But could you please tell me how you got the fuckers to properly finish installing the kitchen.

thanks and good luck with the pan thing...

WHAT WAS IT??!!!

Weebles, has it been through the dishwasher????

Pleeease........

I have come on mn before for relationship advice and been accused of being a troll - I sat and sobbed. I know trolls come on here but I would rather give anyone the benefit of the doubt - if they are genuine I have helped, if not my conscience is still clear. This is not a rare fetish, but imagine it really did happen to you and you came on here to talk and were laughed at. Or am I( too naive?