If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Roger has very thick brown hair, perhaps with a little wave and a good deal of Bryll.

Colin has dirty fingernails.

frank talks vvv loudly on the phone in a open plan office. something to do with with acoustic effect of his huge heid.

Geoff is a motorbike enthusiast

Cynthia is wet and cowardly, but harbours secret rage and will one day go on a killing spree in surrey

..and Frank's dandruff is positively DRIPPING onto his keyboard.

for richard

Jenny is not as sunny and ameniable as her name would suggest. She is, in fact, a bitch.

Darren is in the TA to relieve the boredom of his middle-management sales career.

Jake has a lot of large teeth.

lol@Walnutshell

Pete's daughter, Vicky, is about to bring home an Iranian boyfriend. Should be interesting.

james does not have an std. he annoying has a gorgeous wife nad adorable apple cheeked children.

Marcus bought himself a Harley when he hit 40.

Celia used to be married to an army type in the west country and had two children when very young.

She had a terrible nervous breakdown, he left her (prob for caroline) and she now lives in Brixton in a hippy house with Jasper, an under-achieving trustafarian. Their house is full of hippy tat with a few priceless antiques. She has the boys every other weekend and they love it as they know where she keeps her pot.

She is studying psychology

lmao@chevre

Tarquin is in a role far beyond his true intellectual capabilities and he likes to take the office paint-balling

James gorgeous wife (Sarah?) is bored rigid by their sex life and fantasises about sex with their apple-cheeked kids' tennis instructor.

frank says his wife had pnd but her eldest child is 17. she just f*cking hates him.

Darren wears two tone shirt/tie combos from Office depot.
Lilac shirt and purple tie
He can't say his "ths" (e.g. whevver or not you're coming wiv me)

Has anyone seen their name yet and discovered the description is right?

Fergus had terrible skin as a teenager and still bears the scars

Tarquin says the paintballing is 'all in the name of fun' but actually takes it very seriously and almost had Colin from Accounts' eye out last time.

Pete thinks he can cope with Vicky's boyfriend if he laughs at anti-Iranian jokes to show he is really "one of us". He hopes it will only be a fling.

Good question DG.

No, but my sister's name is Caroline