If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

james's kids tennis instructor is called Dale. He's Australian. Nuff said.

Did she marry Celia's ex?

Yvonne is a social worker. She has long skirts and a hairy mole and is softly spoken but overly assertive.

Julie is the social work assistant but it's really more of an admin role and she's bored.

Frank's long-suffering wife is shagging Pete the locksmith behind his back

Marcus' wife Chrissy (who stayed at home and is now on the committees of various local charities and does the flowers at church)
is mortified by the Harley and rather wishes he'd had a discreet affair instead.

Benji is a dog.

Pete likes to be dominated by...urm...Doreen?

Bob is enormous. And I mean huge.

Everyone thinks Wendy is the office bore but she doodles phallic symbols on her shorthand pad and once had a threesome with two aussie backpackers when her drippy long term boyfriend Colin was taking his mum Marge to the OAP christmas do.

Oh i just spotted camper van george - i used to go out with him when i was 17. He played bongos and smoked too much weed and had long hair and lived in a barn.

Camper Van George must know Steve the dealer. Steve the dealer sells weed. He has a bad skin and a twitch. he's got a much younger girlfriend who trails around after him, and will dunp him as soon as she is older enough to realise what a minging waste of space he is. (Her name's Charlotte. She comes from a good family).

Sandra has a secret stash of family sized galaxy bars in her desk hidden underneath her collection of cuddy winnie the pooh characters. Sometimes she farts in the lift and pretends to be mortified by is secretly thrilled by her reputation as Slovenly Sandie.

Maureen is an office manager, early fifties, three grown-up sons.

Brian wears glasses.

I do NOT work in a bank, but I am very reliable.

All Sarahs have long hair.

Dh wouldn't let us call dd1 Louise as he says they're all fat, allegedly.

Cheryl's two-faced.

I read PinkMartini's post wrong and thought David is a middle manager who staples his fingers in meetings....

When Steve smiles, it doesn't quite reach his eyes.

This post is killing me with laughter, but I have to take ds to the park. See you later..

PMSL at David stapling his fingers.

Oh - I just read that Steve who deals weed has bad skin and a bitch...

Helsy lies about her eyesight.

LoveAngel you're freaking me out!

I have to go soon, too...tis is a great thread. Well done cod.

trying to tear myself away

And kills threads

lol@Boco

The rustle in the bushes is Liz. Liz is a single mum who had her kids young. They're grown up now, and she wiles away her evenings getting rat arsed at the pub with junior admin staff (she works for the council..in finance...)

Its now midnight, she's consumed two bottles of lambrini and she needs a wee-wee. She still says 'wee-wee' at the age of 39.

Arabella is a Lady, and worked in fashion PR until she married someone less titled but far richer.

Now they have four children and a brown lab and a lurcher.

Fenton is a lawyer

My Liz is a barmaid. She refuses to be called bar staff - she thinks it's PC gone mad.