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Next door's -thug- cat

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 20/04/2019 12:35

Has started coming in our house and stealing cat food.
Our cats dislike him. (understatement...)
Once he's in it's a problem removing him because he growls, hisses and then attacks us (launches at our legs etc).
He spends an inordinate amount of time in our garden or staring in through the French windows. Any suggestion how to gently discourage him? I have no intention of having outside doors shut for the whole summer.
Enclosed a picture of him sitting on our outside table.

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Bookworm4 · 17/07/2019 15:10

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats
I think your whole house just needs to submit, TC is King of all he surveys. He deserves admittance to your home purely due to his sheer bloody mindness.
Long live TC!!

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/07/2019 19:55

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/07/2019 19:58

I suspect he's thinking 'who do you think you're looking at, puny human'

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Fluffycloudland77 · 17/07/2019 20:32

At least his owners know where to find him.

DobbyTheHouseElk · 17/07/2019 20:56

He’s going to be in your bed with your DW soon. He has plans.

He is so so cute. How can you resist him.

Mia184 · 17/07/2019 21:10

Dobby 😂😂😂

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/07/2019 21:15

He’s going to be in your bed with your DW soon

DW has confirmed she only has eyes for Basil Shock

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sweetkitty · 17/07/2019 21:24

He is persistent that’s for sure!

YetAnotherSpartacus · 19/07/2019 12:41

Surely he hasn’t given up???

Fluffycloudland77 · 19/07/2019 12:47

He will never give up.

Weezol · 19/07/2019 13:18

One cat's 'persistent' is another cat's 'committed'.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 19/07/2019 13:32

How about ‘dedicated’?

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 19/07/2019 13:36

TC is undoubtedly all of those things but he's also clever.
Raining today so no sign of him.
He did however try to break into both front and back yesterday Grin.

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Alfr · 19/07/2019 13:41

I spent quite a long time in my bedroom before I noticed that all was not as it seemed. The black cat snoozing on my bed was not my own black cat (who had a magnificent bottlebrush tail, and extra toes) It was actually my NDN's black cat. My black and white cat didn't seem to mind at all.
He and my two coexisted in perfect harmony for several years. Other NDN (who didn't have any cats) regularly found all three of them asleep on her bed!

overnightangel · 19/07/2019 13:47

This is my fave cat thread in a loooong time 😃

Weezol · 19/07/2019 14:20

YetAnotherSpartacus I like dedicated. It's much kinder than 'obsessed'.

Nonstopbuttmachine · 19/07/2019 14:46

TC is sooo coming back soon with a crowbar Shock

OP did you work out how he got onto your balcony? My guess is he was actually inside your house, Luther-style Wink

Bookworm4 · 19/07/2019 17:12

TC is coming ....

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Terrarium · 20/07/2019 09:46

Fluffycloudland77 I want all of those bengals needing homes! We already have 2 cats, though, and a lot of them need pet free homes.

Ellmau · 20/07/2019 10:54

He and my two coexisted in perfect harmony for several years. Other NDN (who didn't have any cats) regularly found all three of them asleep on her bed!

They obviously decided they were a pack of three with at least three houses to share ;)

MoreOfADogPerson · 20/07/2019 13:24

Your next t-shirt, OP:

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 21/07/2019 12:41

Called mine in this morning. No surprise about who was waiting outside. Decided to try a cat's eye view of him.

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 21/07/2019 13:12

Those pleading eyes .. how can you resist?

Nonstopbuttmachine · 21/07/2019 13:41

I can hear the Jaws theme tune in my head...

YetAnotherSpartacus · 21/07/2019 13:48

Cynic.

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