AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

[Justturned50]

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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Ah, club wear!

Look at that one single knot in the top of the leg!

The neckline is nice and modest, but it’s not clear how one would accommodate a brassiere and bloomers. I should imagine there would be an awful lot of flopping and wobbling.

Somebody's gonna pull that

Handy for an itchy arse crack though.

There's about enough material in that dress to make me one knee-length sock.

You’d need strategically placed double sided sticky tape to keep it in place

tis no dress
tis tied like a brisket!

sadly I could not pull off that look....

Wait till you see the PVC stuff - bin liners and cling film come to mind...

no DH I am not dressing myself up in a giant condom ta very much

No wonder it’s so inexpensive there’s no material to it! Surely it’s for the bedroom and not for wearing in public???

I hope she paid attention in Brownies and tied a nice secure knot there.

DD(14) said - no way would I wear that.
Why?
Tan lines would be awful...

I would look lovely in this, as I'm only two stone overweight

I love the cooling vents, just right for this weather. It is going to be my new ‘go to’ for the school run I think

Glaswegians of the 1990s - can you imagine falling of the bridge in the Tunnel in that

The material will naturally gravitate to the narrowest part of the body to reduce the stretch, so after 5 minutes the hemline will be round her waist.
Which will answer the question "is she wearing any knickers?" in the negative

After a very long day this has made me laugh so much I may also have snorted a little!

Once when young and trim I owned lace up side trousers...a drunken snooze left tan lines that took two years to fade

My waist is not the narrowest part of my body

I'm a potato

I’ve reported LucaMommy spammy post

You couldn't sit down, you'd be on display! 😂

@Hofty if you're a potato, this dress could make chips out of you

Oh if ever there was a need for a like button was this thread. Some priceless comments.
If I were EVER able to wear something like this (not something that could have happened since I was about 12) the my fear would be going to the loo and it twisting as I straightened my dress afterwards

I clicked on the link and am now getting ads for the most lovely dresses.

This frock is the new penguin bollard.