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Original poster

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 21:44

IDontLikeZombies not a Glaswegian, but I lived there then, and oh my god, no! Shock

scrivette · 20/04/2018 21:44

I am looking for a dress to wear for a wedding that I can breastfeed in - this would be perfect as I could just slip it around a bit and latch the baby on.

apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 21:44

I reckon the combination of my back fat and the ties would keep it secure, any recommendations for shoes?

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:45

Hofty me too. Does that mean it would ride up to my neck?

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 21:47

Vanilla I can just picture you. I'd order it, but it would show my tattoo.

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:49

Any recommendations for shoes 😂😂😂

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 21:49

Upstart Yes Yes!

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Ivorbig1 · 20/04/2018 21:50

She’s wearing string!

grumpygiraffe · 20/04/2018 21:54

Any recommendations for shoes?

Not shiny ones.

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:54

It’s a good job the dress is so cheap then upstart Grin

cantstopfuckingeating · 20/04/2018 21:56

Jaysus

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 20/04/2018 21:58

Not shiny onesGrin

It's a Dalek dress. Can't tackle stairs in it.

mandieleeinatree · 20/04/2018 21:58

The word SPAM came up for me! Must be viruses on the page.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/04/2018 22:00

Why does lovehoney keep unexpectedly closing the connection? Confused

UpstartCrow · 20/04/2018 22:00

Or maybe these;
www.atomretro.com/product_info.cfm?product_id=28505&d=irregular-choice-muppets-animal-louder-heels

Or are they a bit attention seeking?

averylongtimeasSpartacus · 20/04/2018 22:03

DH liked it.
It might just fit round one leg....

youngnomore · 20/04/2018 22:03

classyGrin

apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 22:06

@UpstartCrow
Oh I think the 1at pair. I could loosen the laces a bit when my ankles are swollen

apintofwhine · 20/04/2018 22:07

*1st

UpstartCrow · 20/04/2018 22:08

I was worried it might be a bit double denim.

LARLARLAND · 20/04/2018 22:10

I would look a proper bugger in that dress.

ConferencePear · 20/04/2018 22:12

My vest would show !

TheJoyOfSox · 20/04/2018 22:13

It’s for wearing to swingers clubs!

Kissmycousinkate · 20/04/2018 22:13

Flip sake, my white blubber oozing out of that would not be a good look 😜