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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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ememem84 · 20/04/2018 20:27

Holy moly.

plire · 20/04/2018 20:28
Shock
Jamboree05 · 20/04/2018 20:28

There are no words.

Nobingstealingisbad1 · 20/04/2018 20:28
Shock
ibetyoulookgoodonthedancefloor · 20/04/2018 20:29

Gads!

Clickncollect · 20/04/2018 20:29

That has cheered me right up!

Thegreatestshowwomen · 20/04/2018 20:29
Shock
elQuintoConyo · 20/04/2018 20:29

Good lord above! If you farted in that dress, would it come out as a whistle?

AlonsoTigerHeart · 20/04/2018 20:30

I'd look like sausage meat stuffed in an orange net in that

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 20/04/2018 20:30

No wonder it's so cheap. It's only half a dress.

Bastardingcough · 20/04/2018 20:30

Christ on a bike! She'll catch her death of cold!

museumum · 20/04/2018 20:31

That cannot seriously be worn outside of a lap dancing club!!!

DaanSaaf · 20/04/2018 20:31

Jeez. It must have taken an age and a small army to get her into that.

APermanentlyExhaustedPigeon · 20/04/2018 20:31

I love the review “a little hard to wear...” - no shit!

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:31

Crying out for one of those comparison shots. How it looked on the model and how it looked on me 🙈

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Ohyesiam · 20/04/2018 20:32

That’s a costume not a dress.

BrazzleDazzleDay · 20/04/2018 20:32

Can you imagine wearing it after a few? Catch that tie and unravel.. holy shitballs

BrazzleDazzleDay · 20/04/2018 20:33

Justturned50 I think most folk would look like a pork joint

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:33

Ohyes a costume for what kind of occasion?

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Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:34

Looking at the back view.... it's dangerously close to a wedgie!

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drinkyourmilk · 20/04/2018 20:35

I'm sorry- that should definitely not be sold in an XL!

TacoFlavouredKisses · 20/04/2018 20:35

Oh great, now it's stalking me in the page ads - thanks OP Envy

ignoringthechoc · 20/04/2018 20:35

Think one of my daughters classmates has that dress (16 year old) No way could I pull that off.
I mean I literally couldn't pull that off, I would get tangled up and fall over.

LeighaJ · 20/04/2018 20:36

It looks like lingerie.

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 20:36

I’ve just ordered it in the XL. I’ll post a photo of me wearing it when it arrives.