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AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!

258 replies

Justturned50 · 20/04/2018 20:26

www.dresslily.com/lace-up-open-back-sleeveless-bodycon-dress-product2031397.html

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SomeKnobend · 20/04/2018 20:46

About an hour on gas mark 6 I should think. Oh, wait...

The80sweregreat · 20/04/2018 20:47

It's jaw droppingly awful.

ShowOfHands · 20/04/2018 20:47

She'll want a cardie on or she'll get a chill on her kidneys.

MrsMogginsMinge · 20/04/2018 20:48

Holy shitballs it’s a bit short for something incompatible with knickers. If you wore it out you’d end up plopping your minge straight down on the barstool. And god forbid you dropped your fags.

SunnyLikeThursday · 20/04/2018 20:48

Yikes!

hdh747 · 20/04/2018 20:49

Stick that in the washer with a couple of pairs of tights and unravelling the lot could be a whole new hobby.

You did make me LOL LittleMissNaice

Bagadverts · 20/04/2018 20:50

Shock.
Pattern type: solid ????

BrutusMcDogface · 20/04/2018 20:52

Bloody fucking Nora. A 16 year old in that?! She might as well go out starkers.

Ollivander84 · 20/04/2018 20:53

I have one similar in a size 16 and it looks amazing. Not for outside the house though Wink

wtffgs · 20/04/2018 20:53

Good grief!

Handy wear for sex work!

CelticSelkie · 20/04/2018 20:54

£13.43!

Yorkshirebetty · 20/04/2018 20:56

£16.43. Classy Confused

categed · 20/04/2018 20:56

Very similar to the style of dresses here

www.lovehoney.co.uk/sexy-lingerie/sexy-clothing/see-through-mini-dresses/

Meant more for tease although q few can be worn out. Surprisingly well made...

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 20/04/2018 20:57

Well it’s cheap....... in more ways than one.....

DD often sends me pictures of things she is thinking of buying..... I think I’ll show this that to DH and tell him his baby (nearly 20 years old) is thinking of buying it...... light blue touch paper and retire...... 💥

sockunicorn · 20/04/2018 20:58

i really really hope vanilla wasnt joking

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 20:58

Here is her boyfriend's outfit.

PinkAvocado · 20/04/2018 20:58

Well this thread has had a profound effect on my targeted adverts Grin

sonjadog · 20/04/2018 20:59

That site has some really ugly men's trousers too.

www.dresslily.com/men-s-bottoms-c-346.html?innerid=85

octonaught · 20/04/2018 21:00

The grief you would get going out in a dress like that.
Bodycon; I get if you have a nice figure. But obviously no knickers and guys trying to undo it. Would make for a tiresome night out

VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:00

Ah, my dress has arrived. Amazon Prime is amazing these days. What do you think?

AIBU to think that this dress is an accident waiting to happen!
mittensofsteel · 20/04/2018 21:01

I would like it for the office but in beige.

TodayImThisName · 20/04/2018 21:01

This thread is funny.

The dress is awful. It looks ok from the front but the rear view is tacky, tacky, tacky.

PerfectlyDone · 20/04/2018 21:01

That is not a dress, it is a sex packaging, designed for taking off, not wearing.

Having said that, it must leave some jolly odd imprints... Grin

Laiste · 20/04/2018 21:02

I had a dress which was black netting. Big holes like a fisherman's catch net. It was indeed a bugger to get on. Fingers, toes, hands and feet going in the wrong holes. Half hour to untangle it before even starting the putting it on process. I imagine this one's the same.

ReanimatedSGB · 20/04/2018 21:02

I think the worst thing would be idiots trying to sneakily undo it all night.