I think if all of the mumsnetters out there got together and picked the slimiest one of us and then the rest help the poor lass into the piece of fabric and boot lace excuses for a dress we may ( with lots of cursing and fingers getting tied in the laces ) just about manage to get her in it .
but when she gets it off ( by sneezing farting or blinking a bit to quick ) she will look like she has been cooked on a BBQ !