Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

I want a funnel

@Cheeseandcucumber you have no idea how jealous I am of your funnel 

@BlueEyedWonder 😂😂😂

I’ve got it, I’ve got it. It’s a she-wee for a lady elf.
Why didn’t we think of that before?

Is it Day 4 yet ?

Go to bed, Namethecat - more tiny pressies after you’ve had your sleep.

I'm so glad I started this thread! You're all so imaginative I now have so many uses for my funnel - playing Christmas tunes, puffing glitter bombs in the MIL's face, decanting all sorts and a tiny she-wee.

at Moogle's purchase! There'll definitely be a nationwide shortage of funnels now. Here we are all mocking HOF but little did we know they were providing the next big beauty must have!

badbad perhaps you need a funnel for the highlighter?

I predict day 4 will bring a brush+ lid. Day 5 will provide an empty bottle and finally on day 6 I'll receive the varnish to pour through the funnel into the empty bottle which is then topped off with the brush + lid. The glitter was a red herring. Ok I've thought too much about this.

Please will,you open Day 4 now?

Pretty please

I couldn't wait, I had a look online to see what delights you have to look forward to. Someone has actually given this 5 stars

Shamelessly placemarking

Place marking, I’m in for the long haul! I’m feeling smug with my carburys hero’s calendar, so far I have had a fudge, a caramel and a Cadbury Dairy milk. So far it’s still better than yours!

I’ve looked online too - contents listed but not the order. And, yes, just baldly described as ‘funnel’ ,

Am curious as to what the three ‘N/A’ are in the calendar? Maybe they are blind doors with no contents?

Is it still not morning? I feel like a child on Xmas Eve willing the time to pass!

If you cannot wait (SPOILER ALERT)

I am watching it now

Agog for Day 4. Hoping for a teeny colander to sift your glitter through.

I have no calendar. Very, very much want one now.

Love this thread!

Came to this thread a bit late.... but I wonder if the funnel has other non-beauty uses? I recall Tim burgess talking about creating a makeshift funnel to blow certain illegal substances up his arse.... maybe HOF are making things a bit easier for anyone wanting to indulge.....

Late to this thread but wow. This is even worse than my dairy, gluten, sugar free "chocolate" calendar (what happens when you don't realise it's December till the 3rd and nowhere has any left).

Drugs paraphernalia funnel?

Um @Cheeseandcucumber where for art thou????

Really thinking outside the box there Mathsfiend

Placemarking! I really want to know what the funnel is for. 🤔

What's today's find??

I am imagining that funnel in Heston Blumenthal’s kitchen, being used to decant the elixir of sparrow’s fart into the teeny tniest amuse bouche tartlets that humanity has ever seen.