So, tired of stubble down there, I thought I might achieve a smoother result with hair removal cream. Chose a sensitive skin/ bikini-line safe one, didn't bother patch testing just slathered it right on.
When I rinsed in the shower it felt like I was pouring acid onto myself, it burns when I walk or move and I'm fucking terrified of what'll happen when I need to pee so torn between crossing my legs and leaving them open in hope of "airing" my afflicted area.
Now walking like John Wane and have a fanny slathered in half a tub of Sudocrem.
Cheer me up with similar tales of personal grooming gone wrong/ advice on how to stop the pain.