Embarrassing text to wrong person..

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Anyone got some to share?
Please.. I cannot be the only one..
Following my 6 week coil check yesterday, I text my ds's friends mum to check she was still okay to have my ds after school.
I was also in the midst of texting a friend about the appointment saying 'I was a bit worried at one point when the nurse said "This is a good sign, I can see Fred" then I realised she had said thread'.
I quickly followed this up with another text asking 'who is this tiny man living in my vagina?'.
I sent it to my ds's friends mum didn't I.
The poor woman got 'Are you still okay to have ds after school today' 'Who is this tiny man living in my vagina'.
The absolute shame

I met a woman through mutual friends at a big boozy party. It turned out she lived quite near to me and had just started going to dance lessons. We chatted a bit about that and I expressed an interest I was drunk so I slurred inappropriate enthusiasm so we arranged to go together!

We met and went to the first class and had a brilliant time and then started to make arrangements for the second class via Messenger. They've got reaction GIFS now on Messenger and I was just idly scrolling through them when I saw one with Officer Healy from OITNB and I could see there was some teeny-tiny writing on the bottom of the gif. So I clicked on it to get a better look and it SENT IMMEDIATELY.

The writing on the bottom?

"LESBIAN REQUEST DENIED"

Mortificado! She took it very well and I apologised for being presumptuous and all was well.

My female DP was once on a packed London bus going to work alternating between texting me and texting one of her female (also gay) PhD students. It was an old phone, there was lag switching from one thread of messages to the other. The messages to me were very very base - what she wanted to do to me when she saw me later etc.
You know where this is going .....
yup she accidentally sent one meant for me to her PhD student -
She realised as soon as she'd pressed send and yelled out "No! No!"
Everyone on the bus turned to look at her. She looked at them and said "texted wrong person". There was a joint sympathetic "Oh no!" in response.
She frantically tried calling her student - but it was too late, student (luckily a mature woman in her forties) answered the phone laughing. My DP said "just erase it from your phone, you can have a laugh with [phd student's partners name] later".
"oh no" said PhD student "I'd be much too embarrassed to repeat what it said"
Ouch!

I was seeing a man called john, who wanted me to send him a pic of my bits! Unfortunately my boss was also called john! Work was never the same again!

Friend's teenage daughter was sitting on the loo in a campsite and received a text from her DF asking what she was up to. She replied "at this moment I'm siting on the loo having a very satisfying poo" and sent it to the other conversation she was in with a group of teenage boys....

I remember when I broke up with a boyfriend many years ago I had deleted his number and gone out to get pished with my friends. Only I had memorised his number so started texting him anyway...started out with quite normal messages and he answered sensibly but the more angry i got over text he started denying he knew me and it was a wrong number. I got quite furious at this point in a drunken rage, telling him what I thought of him and how he was a dickhead and horrible person etc etc, how dare he pretend he didnt know me, why doesnt he just own up to being an arse... and on it went, with all the drama you can only manage when you are a teenager. I woke up the next morning with a banging hangover and a text from my ex. From his actual number, not the randomers number I had been hurling abuse at the night before...