Embarrassing text to wrong person..

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Anyone got some to share?
Please.. I cannot be the only one..
Following my 6 week coil check yesterday, I text my ds's friends mum to check she was still okay to have my ds after school.
I was also in the midst of texting a friend about the appointment saying 'I was a bit worried at one point when the nurse said "This is a good sign, I can see Fred" then I realised she had said thread'.
I quickly followed this up with another text asking 'who is this tiny man living in my vagina?'.
I sent it to my ds's friends mum didn't I.
The poor woman got 'Are you still okay to have ds after school today' 'Who is this tiny man living in my vagina'.
The absolute shame

Hahaha bet she was gutting herself. I sent my area manager a message meant for my husband about how heavy and painful my period was that had just started, mortified. I text apologising and it was never mentioned again luckily.

Oh I also sent a messenger message to the wrong person once, my gay stepbrother and it was a meme saying no wonder gay guys dress so well when they spent so long being in the closet. He would of found it hilarious. And did when I sent him it and told him how I'd accidentally sent it to the guy who'd just sent me a quote for blinds for my windows after being out measuring the windows that day. Didn't even realise till he sent back ??? He was really hot too. Funnily he didn't come personally to fit the blinds and sent his (equally hot) brother.

I once accidently text my a workman miss you instead of dp was texting about getting stuff done to the house at the same time as txting dp. Got a very angry phonecall from his wife thinking something dodgy was going on needles to say i didnt use them

I once text a friend, to say dp was going out, and she could call round for girly catch up, but she'd have to sneak in because the baby was napping in her pram by the front door.

I think I said something along the lines of:

Dp is heading out now, call round if you fancy but you'll have to sneak in.

I accidentally sent it to dp and then realised it looked awfully like I was inviting someone over for sexy times.

I posted this a while back but it fits here -
I received an email from DD's tutor and a text message from DH at the same time and mixed up my responses. DH was telling me that he would be very late home so I text him back to say no problem, his tea would be in the oven and don't be noisy because I was knackered and having an early night. Or I thought I did. Yep, sent it to the form tutor instead and DH got a standard 'thanks for the info' type response.
Got an email straight back from the tutor saying thanks but he had his own tea waiting for him at his house
The teachers at that school are very understanding...

I had a close call a while back when myself and DP were in the midst of a particularly raunchy session (tmi sorry!) at one point I'd knocked his phone onto the floor and a little while later trod on said phone....heard ringing (was drunk and reactions quite slow!) looked down and i had called and connected to his wife (separated obvs!!) think we got away with it but still could have been mortifying whoever it had called!

Hee hee at tiny man living in my vagina

When I was in my early 20s I was sending dirty messages to my then boyfriend.

It said I'm going to tie you up. And going to fuck your arse with my big strap on till you beg me to stop. Then I'm going to make fuck your face.

I have never really done that sort of thing

Oops forgot to say I sent it to a friend by mistake. She never spoke to me again

Two spring to mind.

In Ye Olde Days of chat rooms and pm boxes, I clicked on my online friend's name and said "God isn't RandomGirl so annoying". Except it wasn't my friend, I had clicked on RandomGirl's name. I promptly shut that page down and never went back.

DH and DS1's career have the same first name. I sent a recall of a very graphic sexual dream I had the night before and sent it to the safer instead of DH. Quickly realised my error and text for career not to read it, he replied "can't talk bleaching eyeballs"

I had a long and involved text conversation with a totally random man once (thinking it was my husband). i had a new phone and for a short time the phone was on a different number.
Only i had been shopping for sexy underwear and was telling him all about it and what I was going to do whilst in it...
To be fair to the man at the other end...he came clean before I got too involved and was very nice about it.
Then I had to go home and explain to my husband in case he ever came across the texts.

I once text my boss a message meant for my best friend which said something along the lines of "You'll never guess who I've just seen at the bus stop! That fat bloke who gave you the Clap in Faliraki. His mate who puked on my face wasn't with him though :("

I didn't realise. I didn't receive a text back, which I thought was odd.

Next day my boss called me into his office and told me to be more careful with my texting. Then he made me a cuppa a told me I had to tell him all about my holiday because it sounded very eventful

I once sent a message about DH using his "he-wee" in a lay-by, intending to send it to a friend in a walking club who'd recently been chatting about she wees and her first al fresco wee.

I sent it to his colleague's wife who was rather amused by this random revelation.

Not me, but my 12 year old got a text from his friend's mum saying 'can you fit me in for a quick trim and blow dry today?'

He replied, 'I'll give it a go!'

I started dating someone who's gf had died about a year prior and I text my friend along lines of I need to walk away, when we had, sex I think he's thinking of his dead gf. Then I wrote "my name is and I fuck dead people". I sent it to him. Just awful feel bad now even 15 years later.

Idiosyncratic men have hee-wee's? surely that's just called a penis?

I have been Mutley laughing continuously throughout this thread 😂

AtSea1979 At first I wondered why you suspected him of thinking about his dead grandfather when he had sex with you. Then I realised gf can mean girlfriend too.

I told DH that I'd just be laid once. I meant to tell him I'd just been paid.

I also told my brother in no uncertain terms that I loved him so, so much. That was meant for my DH who has the same name.

AtSea1979 - I think a 'he-wee' is the name of a receptacle used for having a wee in while you are out and about,not a slang word for penis! A 'she-we' is the female version.

Oh dear, thinking about his dead grandfather made me laugh.
Love the 12 year old saying "I'll give it a go."

Oh no atsea*. what did he say

These are hilarious!!

Hideous one at Xmas.

Friend text me to say she'd done the deed with new highly inappropriate man I text back

You are sex on a spoon

Only I sent it to our 25 year old builder.